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Stag night ideas & funny tales
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Did you moan about the cost of the pint and go home?golfaddick said:No need for my mates to stich me up on my stag do(s).......they knew my marriage(s) were going to cause me enough grief & pain.7 -
Known in the trade as the reverse Marianne faithfullCarter said:A few years ago whilst out down Canterbury with a few mates, we bumped into a rugby team on a piss up. University types you understand. They were playing all sorts of games but the one which stood out the most for the most horrific of reasons was the left hand only game. Now they caught the captain drinking with his right hand.
His punishment was to have his trousers and pants pulled down, bent over (in the middle of a busy bar at about 8pm) and he had a king sized mars bar hammered up his arse by the sole of a shoe.
The bar went silent the rugby lads cheered, the captain screamed himself almost unconscious, then brilliantly a voice from one of the 'rugger buggers' said. 'I said that would be too much'1 -
Had mine at Nottingham but had to choose an activity as part of the deal with the company we booked with. Opted for go-karting in Leicester on the way there but most of my mates got on it as soon as we hit the A2 so the race was carnage. There were a few other groups there and we got put in teams. Needless to say we didn’t win, at least half our group got black flagged at some point.MuttleyCAFC said:I booked the 6 a side astro pitch at my local sports centre and had a football match prior to going to a club. I had football shirts made and split into two even teams of 8. It was a great way to get a nice thirst and set up the evening.1 -
Classic night that one!suzisausage said:
.......until you learnt the black sock trick then there was no holding you back!AFKABartram said:
Ha, you don’t say lolacidlee said:.
Another fella was dressed like the charge of the light brigade soldiers full gear and had a huge sword in a holder. We all thought it was fake until we went to get into the big club and when the detector went off on him, the security guard nearly shat himself as it was real. Obviously this too was confiscated.
Fug me @Acidlee I’ve struggled to get in places with trainers on and your mob have had guns and swords on a night out!!0 -
Was invited to a stag night to a pub in monkey land, I was a mate of the groom -to -be fathers. All was going well, until a lad went round asking for peoples mobile number on the pretence of some sort off prize draw, after about an hour and the party really starting to gather momentum, our phones started "pinging". The video that landed on the phones was a 2 minute clip of the bride-to-be being serviced by a couple of northern lads on holiday a few years earlier. To say it went off, was an understatement.
The wedding went ahead but they were divorced within a year.
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More of this story please!!!usetobunkin said:Was invited to a stag night to a pub in monkey land, I was a mate of the groom -to -be fathers. All was going well, until a lad went round asking for peoples mobile number on the pretence of some sort off prize draw, after about an hour and the party really starting to gather momentum, our phones started "pinging". The video that landed on the phones was a 2 minute clip of the bride-to-be being serviced by a couple of northern lads on holiday a few years earlier. To say it went off, was an understatement.
The wedding went ahead but they were divorced within a year.7 -
And video evidencecafcnick1992 said:
More of this story please!!!usetobunkin said:Was invited to a stag night to a pub in monkey land, I was a mate of the groom -to -be fathers. All was going well, until a lad went round asking for peoples mobile number on the pretence of some sort off prize draw, after about an hour and the party really starting to gather momentum, our phones started "pinging". The video that landed on the phones was a 2 minute clip of the bride-to-be being serviced by a couple of northern lads on holiday a few years earlier. To say it went off, was an understatement.
The wedding went ahead but they were divorced within a year.14 -
That’s not funny at all, it’s completely out of order and actually against the law.usetobunkin said:Was invited to a stag night to a pub in monkey land, I was a mate of the groom -to -be fathers. All was going well, until a lad went round asking for peoples mobile number on the pretence of some sort off prize draw, after about an hour and the party really starting to gather momentum, our phones started "pinging". The video that landed on the phones was a 2 minute clip of the bride-to-be being serviced by a couple of northern lads on holiday a few years earlier. To say it went off, was an understatement.
The wedding went ahead but they were divorced within a year.
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Can I lol this multiple times? Please.golfaddick said:No need for my mates to stich me up on my stag do(s).......they knew my marriage(s) were going to cause me enough grief & pain.
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I don't think that I've ever drunk so much in my life. We started at about 2pm in the bowling alley before going on to pubs, culminating with the rubber gloves wearing in The Railway Tavern, Bexley. By the time we sat down in the curry house and the food was placed on the table, I rushed to the loo and threw up everywhere. The puke was over the walls and floor, and they just closed that toilet for the night.JaShea99 said:I wonder if the OP survived the rubber glove-wearing night. That group sounds absolutely wild.
As a side note, my wife and I went to The Railway Tavern at Xmas 2009, nearly three years later. I'm pretty sure that conceived our 2nd boy during that holiday. His second name is Bexley.
Actually, now I think of it, our daughter was also conceived by a railway as we since moved to a house by the lines.
Wow, I really am proper Charlton.2 -
If you are a skinny chap, I’m wondering whether you were conceived on a narrow gauge railway.jimmymelrose said:
As a side note, my wife and I went to The Railway Tavern at Xmas 2009, nearly three years later. I'm pretty sure that conceived our 2nd boy during that holiday. His second name is Bexley.
Actually, now I think of it, our daughter was also conceived by a railway as we since moved to a house by the lines.
Wow, I really am proper Charlton.0 -
Sent our mate into the pool the Encore beach club in Vegas with "groom to be" trunks on... His face was an absolute picture, as soon as he hit the water the stitches dissolved and he was stark bollocks naked.
Also ordered a 12 inch dildo and a celotaped it to a gay porn mag and a bottle of water (so it set detectors off) and put it in the bottom of his hand luggage before we went through security in the airport4 -
Had mine in Edinburgh in 2016, I got handcuffed to a dwarf dressed as Mr T for the entirety of the Germany 2-3 England match in a packed bar, was funny until you need a piss. This was after 23 of us went in the away end at Falkirk Vs Livingston.0
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Should have got him to hold it, it would have looked massiveBR7_addick said:Had mine in Edinburgh in 2016, I got handcuffed to a dwarf dressed as Mr T for the entirety of the Germany 2-3 England match in a packed bar, was funny until you need a piss. This was after 23 of us went in the away end at Falkirk Vs Livingston.8 -
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But what if it didn’t?cafcdave123 said:
Should have got him to hold it, it would have looked massiveBR7_addick said:Had mine in Edinburgh in 2016, I got handcuffed to a dwarf dressed as Mr T for the entirety of the Germany 2-3 England match in a packed bar, was funny until you need a piss. This was after 23 of us went in the away end at Falkirk Vs Livingston.2 -
Bit like my how one of my sons got his middle name, stairwelljimmymelrose said:b
I don't think that I've ever drunk so much in my life. We started at about 2pm in the bowling alley before going on to pubs, culminating with the rubber gloves wearing in The Railway Tavern, Bexley. By the time we sat down in the curry house and the food was placed on the table, I rushed to the loo and threw up everywhere. The puke was over the walls and floor, and they just closed that toilet for the night.JaShea99 said:I wonder if the OP survived the rubber glove-wearing night. That group sounds absolutely wild.
As a side note, my wife and I went to The Railway Tavern at Xmas 2009, nearly three years later. I'm pretty sure that conceived our 2nd boy during that holiday. His second name is Bexley.
Actually, now I think of it, our daughter was also conceived by a railway as we since moved to a house by the lines.
Wow, I really am proper Charlton.7
