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Things fans in the crowd have said that made you laugh
lordromford
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Just watching Huddersfield v Blackburn and a player went in a bit late and clipped another players ankle.
Loads of crowd outrage, obviously, but as the ref was dealing with it, someone in the crowd screamed at the top of his/her voice:
”HE COULD’VE KILLED HIM!!”
Don’t know why, but really tickled me.
Any more?
Loads of crowd outrage, obviously, but as the ref was dealing with it, someone in the crowd screamed at the top of his/her voice:
”HE COULD’VE KILLED HIM!!”
Don’t know why, but really tickled me.
Any more?
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I went to a Millwall home game in the 70's and a punter was continually hassling the linesman.
'Who's having your old girl this afternoon linesman?"
linesman replies "How original. I've been getting that for the last 10 years"
Quick as a flash the punter blasted back
"Yeah and so has your wife"
I was creasing up. Classic banter.17 -
A bloke sat a few rows back from me at front of East Stand in the Prem years used to love to hurl abuse at the opposition players. Sometimes funny, sometimes a bit cringing.Anyway - playing Chelsea and Eidur Gudjohnson (sp) came over to take a throw in....
The bloke started in his normal fashion (first name terms).....
”Eidur.......Eidur”
”F*ck off you, you, you, you” .....(Struggling)
* people waiting for the Wordsworth-esque finish.....
regaining his composure.....
”Eidur.....Eidur, F*ck off you Eskimo Slaaaag”
Made me laugh anyway 😄
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Not actually in the crowd, but while rattling the buckets with my good lady behind the west stand. She asked me “Who’s the the little, ugly bloke that’s been staring at us/you/the dogs for the last 10 minutes, yet every time I looked at him he looks at his shoes. Pointing him out I looked over and he immediately looked at his shoes........... Lol
”Evening Tone” 😂😂😂5 -
Boxing day 2000, Upton Park, getting a 5-0 shellacking from West Ham. Bloke behind me, smallish fella with a foghorn voice, after every lost tackle he was bellowing "GET PARKER ON"....after every misplaced pass "GET PARKER ON", in fact after every mistake (and there were many) it was GET PARKER ON".
Anyway, Curbs eventually made the change, Parker entered the fray and promptly gave the ball away. A pause, then from behind me, at a volume that could be heard at White Hart Line, came "GET PARKER OFF!"21 - Sponsored links:
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Standing on the bit of terrace between the old main stand and the covered end early 80s, can't remember who we were playing but just went a goal behind with maybe 20 minutes left. All went quiet when all of a sudden you heard a plum in the mouth accent call out "Now come on Charlton roll your sleeves up and get down to some hard graft".
Quick as a flash some Sarf East London gruff shouts "Come on you C***s, get the ball in the back of the F*****g net.0 -
Geezer 25 stone scoffing a pie, whilst singing "you fat b******" to whoever approaches him.0
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Some old boys were shouting ‘its discrimination’ every time qpr played music when they scored last werk‘They dont play music when we score its discrimination’
sounded pretty upset by it as well 😂2 -
I like the videos from the Selhurst seasons by Finches Sports. The desperation of every match is highlighted by some bloke shouting at our defense: GET IT OUT!1
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Robert Fleck to Large Addict at a reserve match: 'Shut up Fatty'0
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Ahem, that was actually Tony Cascarino.jimmymelrose said:Robert Fleck to Large Addict at a reserve match: 'Shut up Fatty'17 -
At home vs Middlesbrough in our early prem day.Half time and me and my mates discussing how anonymous Mersin had been.Five minutes into second half my mate who had a radio with him announces Merson just scored on debut for Villa !!
we must have sounded like right idiots to people around us talking about the performance of someone not even playing.12 -
Cascarino was never that fatLargeAddick said:
Ahem, that was actually Tony Cascarino.jimmymelrose said:Robert Fleck to Large Addict at a reserve match: 'Shut up Fatty'3 -
At ‘home’ at Selhurst, against Sunderland in the full members cup, or similar.
Hardly anyone there, me and the old man in the Arthur Waite and someone shouts at Steve McKenzie
’You’re shit McKenzie!’
To which McKenzie replies ‘ I’m better than you!’
made me laugh anyway!7 -
Playing Spurs at Selhurst over Christmas in the Sainsburys End.
Nico Claessen scores for Spurs, bloke shouts 'fuck off back to Holland you Belgian cunt'.44 - Sponsored links:
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‘The f****** Woolwich Ferry turns faster than Leaburn’1
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At home to someone in the Premier League.
Assistant referee in front of us flags for offside which signalled a tirade of abuse from the fans around me ‘you f***ing w***er’, ‘p*ss poor decision’, ‘stick your f***ing flag up your arse you c**t’ etc. etc.
But what struck me was the shout from one old boy near the front who had obviously been a fan since 1945 who, incandescent with rage, in one of those Pathe News half posh half cockney accents, saved his well rehearsed retort that made all around feel like they’d been transported back in time - ‘What’s the matter Lino? Got the sun in your eyes?!’6 -
The best joint effort I witnessed was at Arsenal v Southampton. The Arsenal fans were singing “3-0 to the Arsenal” over and over again whereupon Southampton broke away and scored. Without any perceptible break the chant changed to “3-1 to the Arsenal” in a smooth transition.1
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This does remind me of a game between Spurs and Aston Villa - I think it was Spurs’ centenary or 125th anniversary or something and they made a big deal of it in the media.thai malaysia addick said:The best joint effort I witnessed was at Arsenal v Southampton. The Arsenal fans were singing “3-0 to the Arsenal” over and over again whereupon Southampton broke away and scored. Without any perceptible break the chant changed to “3-1 to the Arsenal” in a smooth transition.
Spurs take the lead but then Villa stick four past them within an hour and all you could hear was the Villa supporters singing “Happy birthday to you...”
I remember this because I was round my Spurs brother-in-law’s house and he was furious. (They ended up drawing 4-4)
Made me chuckle.3 -
I sit right at the front in the East, and because of this the players/linesman etc can really hear you if you decide to heckle.
At one point an opposition keeper was wasting time, and had been for ages, at which point a guy a few seats from me goes "well, if only... If only there was some way we could warn him, maybe some kind of carding system?" Loud enough for everyone to hear.
Genuinely made me chuckle but I feel you probably had to have witnessed it.10 -
There was a perpetual moaner in the West Stand.
We had a free kick on the halfway line, giving Curbs the opportunity to send Svensson on. Bet you are really scared now Middlesbrough. Fortune launches it straight on Svenssons head. 1-0. A very embarrassed fan who refused to stand up and applaud it.1 -
People who still sing “reds are going up” in the ‘ole ole ole’ chant gives me a good chuckle!1
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People singing ole ole ole to the Allez Allez Allez song gives me a good chuckle!DeflectedWide said:People who still sing “reds are going up” in the ‘ole ole ole’ chant gives me a good chuckle!
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There’s a couple spring to mind.
One where a particular Lifer called my hubby ugly.
And the other where another Lifer who now does a bit of commentary loudly declared that Bart Williams couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo, just before scoring a worldly from said free kick.
Both of those moments had me in stitches.1 -
That game against Fulham where we taunted Al Fayed with fake passports was a good one0
