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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit O - Tim Smeed

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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit O - Tim Smeed 87 votes
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The plate annoys me6
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F*** me
That is a portion if you were on death row you would order as your last meal. Not because it’s a work of beauty but because it would buy you time taking a full four days to eat it.5 -
cfgs said:The plate annoys me
7 for dinner and I bet those letters spelt out ‘F, U, C, K, O, F, F)1 -
How much stuffing does one person need?
Also the square plate is aimed at being posh but makes it look like a microwave tray.0 -
It looks like it belongs on a bird table .0
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Unorthodox but I quite like it. At least it's cooked which puts it well ahead of most of the others0
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Awesome0
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I mean... everything looks the right colour so it’s already well ahead of some of the competition, but why has it been served in a bin lid?2
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Overall a good plate. Actually that's nonsense the plate is a disgrace but most of the food is good. Would have been an 8 from me had you used roast spuds instead of the bits from the chip frier.1
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Why is there so little gravy on most of these plates? Please, won't somebody think of the children?1
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Lacking gravy, yes, but at least it hasn't been fouly mistreated with the addition of feckin red cabbage.
Loving the mixed parsnip/carrot delight.
Very worriedby the lack of cutlery, alcohol or accompaniments within reach.0 -
Looks like an aerial photograph of peru.
If you look carefully you can see a flag at the top of the sausage meat range!
I'd definitely have to eat it over a number of sittings.
I fear the poor soul that took it on still hasn't awoken from their Christmas afternoon slumber.1 -
This has torn me.Everything looks cooked well but for some reason the layout and volume of food concerns me.Is this served on a roasting tray?0
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Looking at it again and my eyes went slightly out of focus and I saw a 3D shark.3
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Could've squared that plate up with the worktop before taking the photo ffs0
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At least you wont go hungry with that meal.....although it looks like this one got last dibs on the (burnt) cauliflower.0
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Greasiest looking finger buffet ever.1
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Is this a plate of food or a box of Christmas tree decorations. Like a Woolworths pick n mix in savoury form. This person wants to please everyone and gives 7.5 out of 10 every week on the player marks.1
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By the looks of that beef you're still chewing it0
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Proportions all wrong. Why so few tatties. Looks dry. Where's the gravy? 5/10.0
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So few tatties @johnny73 ??
youre looking about a weeks worth of food! And you want more!!
Do you do eating challenges or something?0 -
I want a better balance. Less of everything else but more roasties.0
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What if you don’t like them0
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This is my favourite one. I'd demolish that.0
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Now that is my size of helping! For two meals.
Shame about the Yorkshires.
Shame about the diddly spuds.
Where's the gravy?
The plate looks like a PVC fetishist's dream.0 -
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