That is a portion if you were on death row you would order as your last meal. Not because it’s a work of beauty but because it would buy you time taking a full four days to eat it.
Plate? It’s the old scoreboard letters used for the perimeter half time scores in the 70s, scrubbed and shined up. Attempt at ‘retro chic’ by the owner with ideas above their station.
7 for dinner and I bet those letters spelt out ‘F, U, C, K, O, F, F)
Overall a good plate. Actually that's nonsense the plate is a disgrace but most of the food is good. Would have been an 8 from me had you used roast spuds instead of the bits from the chip frier.
Lacking gravy, yes, but at least it hasn't been fouly mistreated with the addition of feckin red cabbage. Loving the mixed parsnip/carrot delight. Very worriedby the lack of cutlery, alcohol or accompaniments within reach.
Looks like an aerial photograph of peru. If you look carefully you can see a flag at the top of the sausage meat range!
I'd definitely have to eat it over a number of sittings. I fear the poor soul that took it on still hasn't awoken from their Christmas afternoon slumber.
Is this a plate of food or a box of Christmas tree decorations. Like a Woolworths pick n mix in savoury form. This person wants to please everyone and gives 7.5 out of 10 every week on the player marks.
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That is a portion if you were on death row you would order as your last meal. Not because it’s a work of beauty but because it would buy you time taking a full four days to eat it.
7 for dinner and I bet those letters spelt out ‘F, U, C, K, O, F, F)
Also the square plate is aimed at being posh but makes it look like a microwave tray.
Loving the mixed parsnip/carrot delight.
Very worriedby the lack of cutlery, alcohol or accompaniments within reach.
If you look carefully you can see a flag at the top of the sausage meat range!
I'd definitely have to eat it over a number of sittings.
I fear the poor soul that took it on still hasn't awoken from their Christmas afternoon slumber.
youre looking about a weeks worth of food! And you want more!!
Do you do eating challenges or something?
Shame about the Yorkshires.
Shame about the diddly spuds.
Where's the gravy?
The plate looks like a PVC fetishist's dream.
Tim Sneed with the monster platter was...
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