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Charlton Life Glossary
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Fans Forum - an inclusive meeting hosted by the club at which agents of Roland Duchatelet obfuscate and lie about, well, pretty much everything. Oh and blame people, lots of blaming.1
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Roll over can be added to hair cut and clean title when the Ex directors loans are discussed.0
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Haircut might be the most frigging annoying of them all in all of Charlton Life's history!KiwiValley said:Hair cut - something that can only be explained with a house buying analogy4 -
Chez Curb_It - The White Swan1
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Headlock, heading your way.rikofold said:Chez Curb_It - The White Swan0 -
Roland: who?0
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The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but I just want to contribute something3
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HE : His Excellency Tahnoon Nimer0
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Fish puns: a holding sequence of a series of bad fish puns by different (but usually the same) posters when there is little to report/discuss on a thread.1
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True with its origins relating to an overly optimistic prediction regarding the sale of the club by Roland Duchatelet ( also see ‘imminent’ and ‘done deal’)HarryLime said:The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but I just want to contribute something0 - Sponsored links:
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At least it was the potential buyers’ (deeply flawed) prediction :-)KiwiValley said:
True with its origins relating to an overly optimistic prediction regarding the sale of the club by Roland Duchatelet ( also see ‘imminent’ and ‘done deal’)HarryLime said:The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but I just want to contribute something1 -
Your real name's not Robson-Kanu by any chance, is it?guinnessaddick said:
Headlock, heading your way.rikofold said:Chez Curb_It - The White Swan
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Chill1
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Pussies
Only by one person so far but it's gathering momentum.1 -
Divine Elders1
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Do one! = I don’t agree with you.1
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Charlton height test - an undefined minimum height for transfer targets (esp. defenders) regardless of skill or even heading ability on the assumption that route 1 is still the standard tactical approach to football.1
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yes, I get the ironyHarryLime said:The next two weeks could be crucial = I haven't a feckin clue whats going on but my life is so empty I am desperately seeking some, any, crumbs of validation and believe that relentless posting on this tiny forum impresses many people I have never met nor will likely ever meet.
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Toolbox - a football ground where a point is the best we can hope for2
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Have a word with yourself - you and I disagree on something1
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Tool = often found in a Toolbox1
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pwopa nawty - a hooligan with a lisp and/or dyselxia2
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Maybe this is the strange thing Bowyer talked about - used to explain anything going on at the club that hasn’t appeared to have gone as smoothly or happened as quickly as expected.0
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Shit stirrer - Anyone who posts about the ownership of the club / The Valley
Bed wetter - Anyone who reads about the ownership of the club/ The Valley3 -
Fit and Proper Persons Test - ... um... no, sorry. Not a clue.4
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Can you write your own Name? - Yes, you can be an ownerKiwiValley said:Fit and Proper Persons Test - ... um... no, sorry. Not a clue.
Do you have a criminal record- Yes, you too can be an owner unless another party finds out about your criminal record and makes the EFL look bad at which point we punish the club.
Have you been bankrupt or removed as director previously? See above.
Do you have sufficient funds to run a football club? Evidence will be required after you have taken over the club. See above again.
Do you have any immediate links to another football club via 3rd party interest? No, you can be owner.
Can you sign and date your name? Yes, you can be an owner.
Congratulations you have passed the EFL fit and Proper test.
We wish you every success in your personal gain with your new toy.
If you require any further information from the EFL, please do not hesitate to contact us on the below email addresses. Please note our response times.
EFLfitandproper@orgnaisedcrime.co.uk 48 hr response time.
Charltontakeoverhelpdesk@orgnaisedcrime.co.uk. 28 days response time.2 -
ITK - In The Know - a coveted (sometimes self-anointed) descriptor for someone with inside knowledge. However accepted to be an ephemeral or even illusionary state due to actual events rapidly contradicting supposed knowledge.3
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Doh!Addickted said:Nigel - Person whose traits include wearing black hoodies, thumb sucking and relying on Police protection. Full Kit Wanker - See above0 -
"Doing a golfie" - coming back to win after conceding the 1st goal. Named after @golfaddick's obsession with our failure to manage this since the play-off final up to the Bristol Rovers game.
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Trainspotters - a supposedly insulting nickname for supposedly boring and lifeless Charlton fans by fans of other clubs that obviously backfires on them. I Mean what sort of man (or women) can’t get aroused by the sight of a mid century diesel locomotive passing through Charlton station?!5
