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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Roland picks the side.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,653
    Big William said:

    Lyle Taylor twists his ankle by stepping in a pot hole walking from his car to the players entrance and misses the game.

    Trailing 2-1 in injury time, we push Sarr upfront and in an action replay of Llera vs Swindon, he chips the keeper for a last gasp equaliser. 

    22,000 Addicks miss Wembley due to stress related complaints.

    Or we could all rock up at the wedding that fella on the other thread is having a bit of bother with.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,957
    golfaddick said:
    Taylor gets sent off within the first 10 mins

    Parker's hammy's go

    We have no other striker on the bench

    All the boycotters & hangers-on are constantly up & down, back & forth to the loo/bar/fag break that us regulars miss any meaningful action

    Takes 3 hours to get home afterwards due to sheer weight of traffic

    We lose  2-0.




    Ah .... I can see you're feeling better now, Golfie.

    We were getting quite worried about you!   :-)


  • LTKapal
    LTKapal Posts: 1,312
    edited May 2019
    This whole thread just reminds me of the monty python what did the Romans ever do for us skit 

    So apart from losing 2-0
    Bad traffic
    Lyle getting sent off
    Mrs Baeur going into labour 5 mins before kick off
    Roland buying out all the seats so we get 0 attendance in revenge for the hotel bookings
    and a pre contract deal with aribo by mancity so that he can't play 
    What could possibly go wrong

  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,733
    Every game can be affected by a poor ref. And it is something nobody can control.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,787
    edited May 2019
    It’s going to be a comfortable home win. The tie will be over by half time when we are 4-1 up on aggregate. Stop your worrying.
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,736
    Early red card and penalty for Donny followed by a late 2nd.

    Taylor then misses a free header to take it into extra time - ref flows up as soon as it's out of play.
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,410
    The opera singer forgets his Charlton scarf for the pre-match sing song. 
    That’s the worst that will happen. 
    Stay positive. 
  • KBslittlesis
    KBslittlesis Posts: 8,615
    Valiantphil said:
    The opera singer forgets his Charlton scarf for the pre-match sing song. 
    That’s the worst that will happen. 
    Stay positive. 
    Please tell me there isn’t a fecking opera singer!
    Thats as bad as calling it an operation!!!!
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited May 2019
    Smash Donny 9-0, smash the final 4-0, but get done for financial irregularities over the summer, all RD's doing, get docked 10 points for this term and Portsmouth / Sunderland go up instead, Bowyer chins RD, Driesen tries to break it up and slips onto Bow's right foot, Bow get's the pump and RD brings in Karel Fraeye's less experienced brother, Dominic, to sort shit out 

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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    ...I only say Dominic because it;s my least favourite name
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,179
    edited May 2019
    During the warm up Nicky Bailey's penalty finally returns from orbit and hits Lyle Taylor on the head killing him stone dead. The ball ricochets off Taylor straight into Joe Aribo's face who suffers a severe concussion. As Aribo falls over he pushes Josh Cullen into Patrick Bauer who both fall in a heap and tear their cruciate ligaments.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    KBslittlesis said:
    Valiantphil said:
    The opera singer forgets his Charlton scarf for the pre-match sing song. 
    That’s the worst that will happen. 
    Stay positive. 
    Please tell me there isn’t a fecking opera singer!
    Thats as bad as calling it an operation!!!!
    It’s much worse that that. Bob Peeters, Jose Riga, Guy Luzon, Karel Fraeye, Russell Slade, Karl Robinson and Kevin Nugent are going to give a rendition of “My Way”.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,733
    The fear I have is an early sending off for us, thus making the game a lot tougher.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,179
    5 red cards in 9 EFL play-off games so far.
  • CAFCBell
    CAFCBell Posts: 81
    Sarr smashes a 40yrd crossfield pass straight into BFG's face which rebounds past Phillips for 2-2. 
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,019
    CAFCTrev said:
    I think the main worry is its Charlton Athletic. 
    Bowyer has brought a steel and professionalism that I don’t think I’ve ever seen in over 40 years. You can’t argue with his win percentage and what he brings to the club is what has achieved such an outstanding record.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,179
    Exiled_Addick said:
    5 red cards in 9 EFL play-off games so far.
    Make that 6 in 10.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,179
    Exiled_Addick said:
    Exiled_Addick said:
    5 red cards in 9 EFL play-off games so far.
    Make that 6 in 10.
    Make that 7 in 10.
  • Chris_from_Sidcup
    Chris_from_Sidcup Posts: 36,034
    Tonight is certainly a lesson that we can't relax. Leeds were dominant away from home in winning the first leg.........and Derby are going to Wembley.

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  • Mrkinski
    Mrkinski Posts: 957
    Exiled_Addick said:
    During the warm up Nicky Bailey's penalty finally returns from orbit and hits Lyle Taylor on the head killing him stone dead. The ball ricochets off Taylor straight into Joe Aribo's face who suffers a severe concussion. As Aribo falls over he pushes Josh Cullen into Patrick Bauer who both fall in a heap and tear their cruciate ligaments.
    Oh crap. Is that your optimistic prediction?
  • CharltonByBlood
    CharltonByBlood Posts: 1,900
    After watching Leeds Vs Derby if I wasn’t shitting it enough before hand I definitely am now!
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,733
    Leeds were dominant at the start of the second leg. There is a lesson - we have to absolutely murder Donny. If we score we need to score another and then another. At least try to! I can't see them prevailing if we have that mindset.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,455
    MuttleyCAFC said:
    Leeds were dominant at the start of the second leg. There is a lesson - we have to absolutely murder Donny. If we score we need to score another and then another. At least try to! I can't see them prevailing if we have that mindset.
    I agree but we also need to be patient; Leeds and Derby went too gung ho for me, their players lost all sense of the responsibility of what their jobs were supposed to be
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,733
    edited May 2019
    Yes, we need to play it like every home game. I hope the fact we are ahead isn't even mentioned in our prep.
  • cafc_se7
    cafc_se7 Posts: 2,277
    EveshamAddick said:
    CAFCTrev said:
    I think the main worry is its Charlton Athletic. 
    Bowyer has brought a steel and professionalism that I don’t think I’ve ever seen in over 40 years. You can’t argue with his win percentage and what he brings to the club is what has achieved such an outstanding record.
    I agree with Evesham....we are a different Charlton under Bowyer....

    Who thought we would:

    Win and play well on the tele
    Win in-front of a large away following
    Win at AFC Wimbledon
    Win at The Pikeys

    We’re on our way!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    What could go wrong? See Leeds tonight. 
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,661
    Exiled_Addick said:
    During the warm up Nicky Bailey's penalty finally returns from orbit and hits Lyle Taylor on the head killing him stone dead. The ball ricochets off Taylor straight into Joe Aribo's face who suffers a severe concussion. As Aribo falls over he pushes Josh Cullen into Patrick Bauer who both fall in a heap and tear their cruciate ligaments.
    It must hit Bielik in the bollocks en route surely?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,170
    We’re in the final , I’ve been saying it for ages , we will lose the final that’s the problem 
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,603
    Many years ago (seventies) stood on terrace small corner at Sheffield Wednesday. There was about 150 of us. In the pre match warm up KILLER came over to us. Punched the air and said we are going to win this, and we are going to win it for YOU lot.  If I had online bookie in those days I would have had my house on it !  

    105 minutes later we'd lost 4-1 . 

    Thats ts what can go wrong ! Underneath it all we are still Charlton, and we have lots of luck. But, lots off it is bad !  If we had good luck we would have been promoted already ! 

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