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The drunk thread, v2.0

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    It’s Chriiiiiiiiiistmaaaaas
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,628
    edited December 2018
    Have had a boozy brunch from 10.30am today in the office (being the last day of work this year). Colleague later this afternoon drove us into Queen Street (Auckland). Stopped at a red light and saw a Crystal Palace fan (fortunately don't see them that often in NZ). Couldn't help it. Opened the window and started singing 'We all hate Pal-arse, we all hate Pal-arse'. Palace supporter gave it all large, while I started singing Valley Floyd Road. My colleague pointed at the car next to me. Police car. Officer just laughed and said 'I don't like soccer, so I don't care'. And off he drove.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,822
    Oh my

    Ouch
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    AFKABartram said:

    Oh my

    Ouch

    Haha - top work
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,679
    Wallop
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Wahaay 

    ya bstds 
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,667
    nth london addick said:
    Wahaay 

    ya bstds 
    Stay safe mate 
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Fuk em 
  • orpingtonRED
    orpingtonRED Posts: 3,474
    Must of started early lol
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    Bookmarked this so I can find it tomorrow.
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    God thits a CUNY of a jontey  homd
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    On a school night NLA? Special occasion?
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    A clients leaving drink bloody regret it now 😞🙈
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Could easily go the wrong way right now LNER have done a proper 1st class service food was cack but the booze flowing 


    🙈
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    Man like Playboy Paddy too good for this. Go into Maccas get your standard 20 nuggets to demolish and have a proper clearout shit in the morning (4 sauces all sweet curry of course), start sweet talking the girl at Yorkshire Grey roundabout, end up with 40 nuggets, a free side of fries, 10 curry sauce pots and - after demolishing most of it - what I can only assume will be Satan's Arsehole tomorrow morning
  • Addickted2TheReds
    Addickted2TheReds Posts: 7,735
    That's the worst thing I've ever read
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    Sounds like he’s had all the fun and I’m the one on the khazi with the eartha kitts 
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    PaddyP17 said:
    Man like Playboy Paddy too good for this. Go into Maccas get your standard 20 nuggets to demolish and have a proper clearout shit in the morning (4 sauces all sweet curry of course), start sweet talking the girl at Yorkshire Grey roundabout, end up with 40 nuggets, a free side of fries, 10 curry sauce pots and - after demolishing most of it - what I can only assume will be Satan's Arsehole tomorrow morning
    Reads like a really bad story from a rock n roll autobiography where you’ve replaced drugs with chicken nuggets and the threesome with 2 birds was just a female McDonalds worker who needed to get rid of all the stock they were throwing out 
  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    I'd leave it 15 lads.

    Even though I wasn't near any of your kazis, I'd leave it 15 out of respect. That's one of the most disgraceful things I've ever done, up there with last night's post
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,733
    PaddyP17 said:
    I'd leave it 15 lads.

    Even though I wasn't near any of your kazis, I'd leave it 15 out of respect. That's one of the most disgraceful things I've ever done, up there with last night's post

    Mate you talking about the shit, the 40 nuggets or the unfortunate behind the McD order window?!?
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  • PaddyP17
    PaddyP17 Posts: 13,035
    All of it :frowning:
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Applauds @PaddyP17, well played sir!
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,805
    Good job from the McD girl? 
  • Ben18
    Ben18 Posts: 1,638
    BUMP!
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    I might be back on here later, with a picture of myself in a compromising position with a train.

    We're on our way, we're on our way......
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Bumping this to make it easier for people to find later on.
  • bolloxbolder
    bolloxbolder Posts: 7,958
    Allez Allez Allez.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Alez Alez Alez Alez 
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,907
    Charlton Charlton charlton
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Whiteys fault 

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