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Things you shouldn't have done in this freezing weather

Covered End
Covered End Posts: 52,008
edited March 2018 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I shouldn't have put the washing machine on, when the water outlet pipe discharges into a garden drain.
The washing machine water wouldn't discharge, obviously because the outside pipe had frozen.
I knew what it would be immediately, a pity I didn't think about it before.
So I've just had to sort it out in the freezing snow. Doh !
First world problems.
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  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    Move house. Admittedly it's saved me from the hell of South Eastern Trains, but icy footpaths aren't the best terrain for loading and unloading sofas, armchairs and dining tables, etc.
  • CH4RLTON
    CH4RLTON Posts: 2,618
    I Shouldnt have attempted to cycle work this morning !
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    MrLargo said:

    Move house. Admittedly it's saved me from the hell of South Eastern Trains, but icy footpaths aren't the best terrain for loading and unloading sofas, armchairs and dining tables, etc.

    It wouldn’t have been so cold if you’d only have paid your energy bill you tightwad :wink:
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    CH4RLTON said:

    I Shouldnt have attempted to cycle work this morning !

    I thought of that. Glad I didn't.
    Be careful.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    Got on a boat between Tilbury and Gravesend.

    The waves were insane and it nearly tipped over. Glass smashing everywhere.

    Just head the captain shouting his nuts off as it the ferry was almost on its side!

    Said there had been nothing like this for 15 years and a group of old people were not allowed on to begin with

    It was foggy too...I made an iceberg joke but no one laughed.

    I'd like to know the science behind the relation to cold weather and the harsh giant aggressive waves.
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    I shouldn't really have run 5k in the snow and ice just to spend 15 minutes with someone special. But I'm glad I did.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,856
    Dave2l said:

    Got on a boat between Tilbury and Gravesend.

    The waves were insane and it nearly tipped over. Glass smashing everywhere.

    Just head the captain shouting his nuts off as it the ferry was almost on its side!

    Said there had been nothing like this for 15 years and a group of old people were not allowed on to begin with

    It was foggy too...I made an iceberg joke but no one laughed.

    I'd like to know the science behind the relation to cold weather and the harsh giant aggressive waves.

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  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,127
    Gone for a pee in the garden......can’t......move......have been here for hours....brrrrr
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    the bloke on my train this morning really should of braved it in cropped trousers and loafers with no socks, deserves frost bite im my opinion.
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  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,259
    edited March 2018
    CH4RLTON said:

    I Shouldnt have attempted to cycle work this morning !

    FFS cycling in this weather is really asking for trouble on the icy roads.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Got out of bed.



    Same as every day really.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Booked another week in the Maldives, we fly home tomorrow and not looking forward to it :neutral:
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Powell Is Pleasant said:

    I shouldn't really have run 5k in the snow and ice just to spend 15 minutes with someone special. But I'm glad I did.

    So it was YOU prowling round my garden last night peering in through the windows eh. :smile:
    You are awful....... but I like you :wink:
  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    3blokes said:

    Powell Is Pleasant said:

    I shouldn't really have run 5k in the snow and ice just to spend 15 minutes with someone special. But I'm glad I did.

    So it was YOU prowling round my garden last night peering in through the windows eh. :smile:
    You are awful....... but I like you :wink:
    Haha, you know me, I can't keep away...!
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited March 2018
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    Measured myself.

    Ditto.... Barely 7 inches!
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,316
    Responded to alt-right memes on CL
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    edited March 2018
    Worn suede shoes!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Wouldn't have gone to work Tuesday and then spent just under 3 hours driving home (15-20 mins commute tops).
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Halix said:

    Worn suede shoes!

    Sometimes you just cannot help those suede shoes, it's in the DNA ;0)
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Have awkwardly positioned sex in the bath last night. The bruising has caused my knees to be stiff in the cold weather like I’m some old man.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    kentaddick said:

    Have awkwardly positioned sex in the bath last night. The bruising has caused my knees to be stiff in the cold weather like I’m some old man.

    I take it you were on your own?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    kentaddick said:

    Have awkwardly positioned sex in the bath last night. The bruising has caused my knees to be stiff in the cold weather like I’m some old man.

    Well this has just escalated :smile:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Had a P on next doors snowman.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    Fumbluff said:

    Gone for a pee in the garden......can’t......move......have been here for hours....brrrrr

    Try bending down and breathing hard on the surface where your dick has stuck to it, or have a warm pee if possible :wink:
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    kentaddick said:

    Have awkwardly positioned sex in the bath last night. The bruising has caused my knees to be stiff in the cold weather like I’m some old man.

    Is the other fella ok ?
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    boiler has packed in overnight, not a problem for me today as I'm at work. Must have gone last night when I turned the heating to auto.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Dazzler21 said:

    boiler has packed in overnight, not a problem for me today as I'm at work. Must have gone last night when I turned the heating to auto.

    Have you got a condensing boiler?
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    I bought a brand new car in Jan & last weekend we took it on a road trip to Fort McMurray in Northern Alberta. My wife stuck a case of ginger beer in the boot, 12 cans & I forgot to unpack them when we got to the hotel. Well it was a cold night - the temperatures were in the -30s and of course coming down the next morning & opening the car - it looked like an accident at the Slush Puppy factory.

    Every can had frozen solid, ruptured and spurted its icy contents all over the boot area. Only good thing was it was mostly ice as opposed to syrupy drink - but the car now smells pretty gingery - quite a nice smell actually....

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