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Things you shouldn't have done in this freezing weather

Covered EndCovered End
edited March 2018 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I shouldn't have put the washing machine on, when the water outlet pipe discharges into a garden drain.
The washing machine water wouldn't discharge, obviously because the outside pipe had frozen.
I knew what it would be immediately, a pity I didn't think about it before.
So I've just had to sort it out in the freezing snow. Doh !
First world problems.
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    CH4RLTONCH4RLTON
    I Shouldnt have attempted to cycle work this morning !
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    FumbluffFumbluff
    MrLargo said:

    Move house. Admittedly it's saved me from the hell of South Eastern Trains, but icy footpaths aren't the best terrain for loading and unloading sofas, armchairs and dining tables, etc.

    It wouldn’t have been so cold if you’d only have paid your energy bill you tightwad :wink:
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    iainmentiainment
    CH4RLTON said:

    I Shouldnt have attempted to cycle work this morning !

    I thought of that. Glad I didn't.
    Be careful.
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    Powell Is PleasantPowell Is Pleasant
    I shouldn't really have run 5k in the snow and ice just to spend 15 minutes with someone special. But I'm glad I did.
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    FumbluffFumbluff
    Gone for a pee in the garden......can’t......move......have been here for hours....brrrrr
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    palarsehaterpalarsehater
    the bloke on my train this morning really should of braved it in cropped trousers and loafers with no socks, deserves frost bite im my opinion.
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    charltonbobcharltonbob
    edited March 2018
    CH4RLTON said:

    I Shouldnt have attempted to cycle work this morning !

    FFS cycling in this weather is really asking for trouble on the icy roads.
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    Wheresmeticket?Wheresmeticket?
    Got out of bed.



    Same as every day really.
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    eaststandmikeeaststandmike
    Booked another week in the Maldives, we fly home tomorrow and not looking forward to it :neutral:
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    3blokes3blokes
    Powell Is Pleasant said:

    I shouldn't really have run 5k in the snow and ice just to spend 15 minutes with someone special. But I'm glad I did.

    So it was YOU prowling round my garden last night peering in through the windows eh. :smile:
    You are awful....... but I like you :wink:
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    Powell Is PleasantPowell Is Pleasant
    3blokes said:

    Powell Is Pleasant said:

    I shouldn't really have run 5k in the snow and ice just to spend 15 minutes with someone special. But I'm glad I did.

    So it was YOU prowling round my garden last night peering in through the windows eh. :smile:
    You are awful....... but I like you :wink:
    Haha, you know me, I can't keep away...!
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    HalixHalix
    edited March 2018
    RodneyCharltonTrotta said:

    Measured myself.

    Ditto.... Barely 7 inches!
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    LeuthLeuth
    Responded to alt-right memes on CL
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    HalixHalix
    edited March 2018
    Worn suede shoes!
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Wouldn't have gone to work Tuesday and then spent just under 3 hours driving home (15-20 mins commute tops).
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Halix said:

    Worn suede shoes!

    Sometimes you just cannot help those suede shoes, it's in the DNA ;0)
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    kentaddickkentaddick
    Have awkwardly positioned sex in the bath last night. The bruising has caused my knees to be stiff in the cold weather like I’m some old man.
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    Covered EndCovered End
    kentaddick said:

    Have awkwardly positioned sex in the bath last night. The bruising has caused my knees to be stiff in the cold weather like I’m some old man.

    Well this has just escalated :smile:
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    ricky_ottoricky_otto
    Had a P on next doors snowman.
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    ross1ross1
    Fumbluff said:

    Gone for a pee in the garden......can’t......move......have been here for hours....brrrrr

    Try bending down and breathing hard on the surface where your dick has stuck to it, or have a warm pee if possible :wink:
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    ShagShag
    kentaddick said:

    Have awkwardly positioned sex in the bath last night. The bruising has caused my knees to be stiff in the cold weather like I’m some old man.

    Is the other fella ok ?
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    Dazzler21Dazzler21
    boiler has packed in overnight, not a problem for me today as I'm at work. Must have gone last night when I turned the heating to auto.
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Dazzler21 said:

    boiler has packed in overnight, not a problem for me today as I'm at work. Must have gone last night when I turned the heating to auto.

    Have you got a condensing boiler?
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