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Would Ya

Gravesend_Addick
Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Team GB Speed Skater Elise Christie. I thought I'd open it up to the Charlton Life Community

Yes Or No?

Here I'd say yes:

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But here I'm not so sure:

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Comments

  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    Worst would ya ever.

    Anyone that says no (which will be no one) deserves a two-week holiday in the Charlton ASDA store.

    Sink
  • Croydon
    Croydon Posts: 12,728
    Maybe we could add some conditions to make it more interesting.

    Would ya:

    - if she lost both legs in a freak accident in her 1500m speed skating race later this week?
    - if she had no teeth?
    - if she had a both men's an women's privates? etc etc
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    I would say yes but she would obviously be too fast to catch...
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    I don't think she's THAT attractive.

    Clearly just me though!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,980
    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,353
    BTW, good to this thread back after all that political and takeover nonsense. I don't come on here to be high brow as you have probably noticed.
  • johnnybev1987
    johnnybev1987 Posts: 11,412
    edited February 2018
    probably no question tbh, Easy yes from me!

    Edit- got stuck on a call sorry for repeating as noone had replied when i started it
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    soapy_jones said:

    I would say yes but she would obviously be too fast to catch...

    But is very good at going down.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    soapy_jones said:

    I would say yes but she would obviously be too fast to catch...

    I dunno... She'd be screwed trying to run away in Summer here as there would be no ice
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    Croydon said:

    Maybe we could add some conditions to make it more interesting.

    Would ya:

    - if she lost both legs in a freak accident in her 1500m speed skating race later this week?
    - if she had no teeth?
    - if she had a both men's an women's privates? etc etc

    Theres some fussy feckers on here! ;)
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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,739
    edited February 2018
    No for me

    Isle of Asda it is then !
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    edited February 2018
    Bedsaddick said:

    No for me

    Isle of Asda it is then !

    In your face @AFKABartram !!!

    Unsink thread
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,980
    edited February 2018
    Bedsaddick said:

    No for me

    Isle of Asda it is then !

    Have you ever said yes?

    Cos if she put it on you, there is little doubt in my tiny little mind that you would say anything else other than yes. Yes fucking please.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    edited February 2018
    Unbelievable. Easy yes, waste of a thread, she's not even missing any teeth. Let's get this back on track:

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    If it's good enough for Frank Butcher, Roy Slater and Patrick Truman then it's a definite "yes" from me.
  • Bcaddick
    Bcaddick Posts: 445
    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.

    "Ginger"? Redheads can be knockout beautiful. Don't know how you can pair ginger with fat and old!

  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Bcaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.

    "Ginger"? Redheads can be knockout beautiful. Don't know how you can pair ginger with fat and old!

    Calm down carrot top :smile:
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,980
    edited February 2018
    Bcaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.

    "Ginger"? Redheads can be knockout beautiful. Don't know how you can pair ginger with fat and old!

    image
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    After 15 pints....... Yes
    Fully sober......Yes
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,739
    ValleyGary said:

    Bedsaddick said:

    No for me

    Isle of Asda it is then !

    Have you ever said yes?

    Cos if she put it on you, there is little doubt in my tiny little mind that you would say anything else other than yes. Yes fucking please.
    I’m very picky. I can afford to be as I’m a very attractive 49 year old 18 stone ( all belly ) Adonis .
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    She's got nice eyes.

    So has the skater.
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    ValleyGary said:

    Bcaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.

    "Ginger"? Redheads can be knockout beautiful. Don't know how you can pair ginger with fat and old!

    image
    I'd rather give @DaveMehmet a good seeing to.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ricky_otto said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Bcaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.

    "Ginger"? Redheads can be knockout beautiful. Don't know how you can pair ginger with fat and old!

    image
    I'd rather give @DaveMehmet a good seeing to.
    When do you get back from Madrid?
  • Grumpy
    Grumpy Posts: 117
    Of course, didn't you see her fall for me ?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,420
    DaveMehmet said:

    ricky_otto said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Bcaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.

    "Ginger"? Redheads can be knockout beautiful. Don't know how you can pair ginger with fat and old!

    image
    I'd rather give @DaveMehmet a good seeing to.
    When do you get back from Madrid?
    Another CL romance..........Valentines day tomorrow, insist he takes you out first. ;)
  • C_Jensens_Love_Child
    C_Jensens_Love_Child Posts: 1,598
    Chrissy\\\'s Army!! said:

    Team GB Speed Skater Elise Christie. I thought I'd open it up to the Charlton Life Community

    Yes Or No?

    Here I'd say yes:

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    But here I'm not so sure:

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    Is she a Nigel or a knuckle dragger? I'm trying to figure out why she would be subject to a "would ya"
  • JWADDICK
    JWADDICK Posts: 846
    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    .

    You do realise you have just described me!

    I feel so degraded - mods please sort this out. I refuse to be a mere sex object.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    DaveMehmet said:

    ricky_otto said:

    ValleyGary said:

    Bcaddick said:

    ValleyGary said:

    A good would ya should either be fat, old, ginger etc etc etc

    This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.

    "Ginger"? Redheads can be knockout beautiful. Don't know how you can pair ginger with fat and old!

    image
    I'd rather give @DaveMehmet a good seeing to.
    When do you get back from Madrid?
    Tomorrow. But im only coming over if the heating is working.
  • Arsenetatters
    Arsenetatters Posts: 5,975
    A big no from me.

    Actually, unless part of the condition for me to have sex with Ronnie O'Sullivan was for her to tag along. I'm still not convinced though.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited February 2018
    Arsenetatters said:

    A big no from me.

    Actually, unless part of the condition for me to have sex with Ronnie O'Sullivan was for her to tag along. I'm still not convinced though.

    Blimey a threesome with somebody who likes playing with with balls and one who likes moving about on something that’s bone hard. It’s a win win situation with you.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Doesn't take much for her to go down.

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