Maybe we could add some conditions to make it more interesting.
Would ya:
- if she lost both legs in a freak accident in her 1500m speed skating race later this week? - if she had no teeth? - if she had a both men's an women's privates? etc etc
Maybe we could add some conditions to make it more interesting.
Would ya:
- if she lost both legs in a freak accident in her 1500m speed skating race later this week? - if she had no teeth? - if she had a both men's an women's privates? etc etc
Actually, unless part of the condition for me to have sex with Ronnie O'Sullivan was for her to tag along. I'm still not convinced though.
Blimey a threesome with somebody who likes playing with with balls and one who likes moving about on something that’s bone hard. It’s a win win situation with you.
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Anyone that says no (which will be no one) deserves a two-week holiday in the Charlton ASDA store.
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Would ya:
- if she lost both legs in a freak accident in her 1500m speed skating race later this week?
- if she had no teeth?
- if she had a both men's an women's privates? etc etc
Clearly just me though!
This is a fit female blonde young athlete. Anyone that says no doesn’t deserve a penis.
Edit- got stuck on a call sorry for repeating as noone had replied when i started it
Isle of Asda it is then !
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Cos if she put it on you, there is little doubt in my tiny little mind that you would say anything else other than yes. Yes fucking please.
If it's good enough for Frank Butcher, Roy Slater and Patrick Truman then it's a definite "yes" from me.
Fully sober......Yes
So has the skater.
I feel so degraded - mods please sort this out. I refuse to be a mere sex object.
Actually, unless part of the condition for me to have sex with Ronnie O'Sullivan was for her to tag along. I'm still not convinced though.