How much are YOU worth in the transfer market?

stackitsteve · January 2018

Via PaddyPower

If Neymar Jnr is worth £200,000,000, Virgil van Dijk is worth £75,000,000 and even Theo Walcott is worth £20,000,000, then surely football has reached the stage where EVERYBODY (no matter how fat, old or shite they are) has got some sort of nominal transfer value.

We’ve massaged the figures, spoken to nutritionalists, sports psychologists, agents and data analysts and come up with a very clever algorithm which will calculate anybody’s transfer value.

https://news.paddypower.com/football/2018/01/22/interactive-much-worth-todays-transfer-market/

Addickted2TheReds · January 2018

£77.5m

stackitsteve · January 2018

Does wonders for your ego.

Just told me I'm worth £0.15!!!

iamdan · January 2018

£0.16

iainment · January 2018

£0.00. My age did for me.

ricky_otto · January 2018

£0.01p. It’s comforting knowing I’m worth more than Mark Marshall.

bobmunro · January 2018

I’m available on a free.

AddicksAddict · January 2018

I'm pleased to say, I'm worth absolutely nothing. Zilch. Nada. Rien. Fick alles.

I'm annoyed at the lack of options on the gender question other than the binary ones so I'm going to ask Paddy for odds on a trans MP in the next ten years to get them thinking about being in the 21st century.

Scoham · January 2018

£0.14

eaststandmike · January 2018

£26.8m

PopIcon · January 2018

£0.00

Henry Irving · January 2018

£100k

Bargain for the next Liam Brady

cantersaddick · January 2018

I'm worth 1 pint at my local. I'll take that.

CharltonKerry · January 2018

£0.00p ageist. I’m only 65 and never played football, how can that be right.

stonemuse · January 2018

Zero ... no surprise

AddickUpNorth · January 2018

I am worthless.

sasquatch · January 2018

£93.85!

Bedsaddick · January 2018

£0.00. That’s five minutes of my life I’m not getting back

sam3110 · January 2018

122.84 amazingly

Ross · January 2018

£9.13m

I will be demanding a hefty signing on fee and goal bonus mind you....

paulie8290 · January 2018

£77.38 quite happy actually

carly burn · January 2018

2 Omar Pouso's

sam3110 · January 2018

Done it for Ricky Holmes' stats and got 150k, maybe Roland is a genius after all

moutuakilla · January 2018

64p. Bargain

paulie8290 · January 2018

Ezri Konsa £413,000

blackpool72 · January 2018

5 million.

I might of made that up

Karim_myBagheri · January 2018

after finding out I was only worth 8 quid I thought I would try it again and say I've played champions league football.

its response was: "Yaya Sonogo? Is that you?"