Via PaddyPower
If Neymar Jnr is worth £200,000,000, Virgil van Dijk is worth £75,000,000 and even Theo Walcott is worth £20,000,000, then surely football has reached the stage where EVERYBODY (no matter how fat, old or shite they are) has got some sort of nominal transfer value.
We’ve massaged the figures, spoken to nutritionalists, sports psychologists, agents and data analysts and come up with a very clever algorithm which will calculate anybody’s transfer value.
https://news.paddypower.com/football/2018/01/22/interactive-much-worth-todays-transfer-market/ 
Comments
Just told me I'm worth £0.15!!!
I'm annoyed at the lack of options on the gender question other than the binary ones so I'm going to ask Paddy for odds on a trans MP in the next ten years to get them thinking about being in the 21st century.
Bargain for the next Liam Brady
I will be demanding a hefty signing on fee and goal bonus mind you....
I might of made that up
its response was: "Yaya Sonogo? Is that you?"
It said I could still do a job for Biggleswade.