What's golf got to do, got to do with it?
What's golf to a cup second round with Bolton?
What's golf got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a club when you're stuck with f***ing Charlton?
Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
Caused by years of watching Charlton
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
(only joking of course, am I still ok for that lift to Donny Rovers ??)
[cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]To 'Oh South London'
Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
Caused by years of watching Charlton
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
(only joking of course, am I still ok for that lift to Donny Rovers ??)
Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
Caused by years of watching Charlton
Where there's never any fanny or tit!
(Did I say that? sorry, not in front of the children)
Seeing as Golfie is a Doors fan I suggest this (Alabama song):
Well, show me the way To where I parked my car Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way To where I parked my car Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find Where I parked my car I tell you I will cry I tell you I will cry I tell you, I tell you I'll make you want to cry
Oh, joy in watching football We now must say goodbye We've lost our sense of humour And must watch this crap again, tell me why?
Oh, joy in watching football We now must say goodbye We've lost our sense of humour And must watch this crap again, tell me why?
Well, show me the way To the next Charlton goal Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way To the next Charlton goal Oh, don't ask why Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find The next Charlton goal I tell you I'll go mad I tell you I'LL GO MAD GO ON CHARLTON LIFE SLAG OFF THE TEAM AND BE IN A STROP FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
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He sits in the eaaast,
He sits on riiiight,
We could win 6-0
But Golf still thinks we're shiiite
He likes to have a moan
He'll travel up to Doncaster
And moan all the way home !
Golfie is a whinger
But an ardent fan is he
While most stay home 'supporting'
He's there to support the team
Cos he always thinks that charlton will lose
Ohhhhhhh Golfie
You're always singing the blues
What's golf got to do, got to do with it?
What's golf to a cup second round with Bolton?
What's golf got to do, got to do with it?
Who needs a club when you're stuck with f***ing Charlton?
Golfie Is an addick, He wears an addicks hat
when pardew got named mgr, he said i aint fecking having that,
Oh Golfie is an addick, he cant stand to see us loose
and when were only 3 nil up he starts a chorus of boos
oh golfie can be a misery, and a loss fill him with glee
but really he's just an addick who has followed us through out our history
Top marks NLA
Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
Caused by years of watching Charlton
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
(only joking of course, am I still ok for that lift to Donny Rovers ??)
Oh Golf Addick, Oh Golf Addick
Is a miserable git, is a miserable git
Oh Golf Addick is a miserable git
Caused by years of watching Charlton
Where there's never any fanny or tit!
(Did I say that? sorry, not in front of the children)
I go to Charlton why ?
They always make me cry
Give Pards the sack
Don't bring Curbs back
I go to Charlton why?
Well, show me the way
To where I parked my car
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To where I parked my car
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
Where I parked my car
I tell you I will cry
I tell you I will cry
I tell you, I tell you
I'll make you want to cry
Oh, joy in watching football
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our sense of humour
And must watch this crap again, tell me why?
Oh, joy in watching football
We now must say goodbye
We've lost our sense of humour
And must watch this crap again, tell me why?
Well, show me the way
To the next Charlton goal
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
Show me the way
To the next Charlton goal
Oh, don't ask why
Oh, don't ask why
For if we don't find
The next Charlton goal
I tell you I'll go mad
I tell you I'LL GO MAD
GO ON CHARLTON LIFE
SLAG OFF THE TEAM
AND BE IN A STROP FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
& we didnt even lose
that's our Golfie
To the tune of That's Amore by Dean Martin
I'll have another read through & willbe judging them later.
Comes on here and says we had it.
Can’t believe I hit it so bad
The ball it went in the lake
Oh, how it makes me mad
Another hundred yards, and
It'd have flown onto the green.
Now I'll be late to The Valley
I'm gonna cause quite a scene.
A win for me and Charlton
Is for what I prayed last night
And if anybody stops me
I think I'll start a fight
I'm getting tired of losing
But I hate it when we win
Because they all get too excited
And laugh and cheer and grin