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Malta v England

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  • Sterling is useless
  • Should have played eleven players who dont usually start tonight offering them the freedom, tonights lot should then play against Slovakia reminding them that none of their places are safe.

    The England squad are too comfortable i.e. Sterling is a Premier League player, Southgate etc. shouldnt have to remind him how to control the ball!!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595

    Sterling is useless

    You can bet he'll have a worldly in his next City game though.
  • Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!
  • Sterling is useless

    Not just Sterling, not looking great all over, how about getting one of the five attackers off the bench and replacing one of our defensive midfielders
  • Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    Noooo... You've lost control, once you give them the remote control you'll never get it back!!
  • Alli never turns up for England
  • Sterling is useless

    Thats what £50M buys apparently. England - If Carlsberg did overrated international teams.....
  • Funnily this game is the exact same colours of Oldham v Charlton tomorrow, expecting a similar type of game tomorrow with the teams reversed
  • it's like having 11 Ray Wilkins on the pitch,
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    This is awful.

    To relieve the boredom I'm off to make toad in the hole.
  • Im off to the toad in the hole thread
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885

    Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    Noooo... You've lost control, once you give them the remote control you'll never get it back!!
    You've learnt well grasshopper :wink:
  • Laddick01
    Laddick01 Posts: 6,364
    I still think 3 at the back is the only formation we look half decent in. But I guess 2 CDMs vs Malta is understandable.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    edited September 2017
    RedChaser said:

    Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    Noooo... You've lost control, once you give them the remote control you'll never get it back!!
    You've learnt well grasshopper :wink:
    I tricked my wife by giving her one from the ELC... She still hasnt twigged thankfully that its nowt more than a toy... Have to pretend to try and get it off her every so often to continue the ruse and its like trying to get a chew toy from a Rottweiler
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    edited September 2017

    Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    I take it you did a bit of bargaining first like 'make us a half time cuppa love and you can have the remote' ? :wink:
  • Load of rubbish
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885

    Load of rubbish

    No it's a good tactic Lancs, try a bit of negotiating with the Lass :wink:
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,314
    You should all switch over (if you're watching online) to Big Josh missing chance after chance against a load of postmen
  • RedChaser said:

    Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    I take it you did a bit if bargaining first like 'make us a half time cuppa love and you can have the remote' ? :wink:
    I'd love to say yes to that but the honest truth is as Sterling lost control of the ball for the 303rd time tonight I completely lost the will to live and decided that I would get huge brownie points by making out I was happy to miss the second half so she could watch Gardeners World. Come to think of it, it will also be a damn sight more interesting than watching the second half.
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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651

    RedChaser said:

    Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    I take it you did a bit if bargaining first like 'make us a half time cuppa love and you can have the remote' ? :wink:
    I'd love to say yes to that but the honest truth is as Sterling lost control of the ball for the 303rd time tonight I completely lost the will to live and decided that I would get huge brownie points by making out I was happy to miss the second half so she could watch Gardeners World. Come to think of it, it will also be a damn sight more interesting than watching the second half.
    Monty's dogs are livelier than the average England player..
  • RedChaser said:

    Load of rubbish

    No it's a good tactic Lancs, try a bit of negotiating with the Lass :wink:
    Lass is also watching and agrees it's rubbish
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Sterling off for Rashford
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    One thing I'm glad about with England is that watching the national side makes the rest of the armchair fans across the country know what it is like to watch us

    This is fucking terrible. Every decision every England player has made in attacking possession is appalling. Fucking shift the ball, zip it round, make the opposition chase it, it's not worth setting traps but the same problem is there as it always is. Nobody is willing or able to make something happen
  • LenGlover said:

    RedChaser said:

    Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    I take it you did a bit if bargaining first like 'make us a half time cuppa love and you can have the remote' ? :wink:
    I'd love to say yes to that but the honest truth is as Sterling lost control of the ball for the 303rd time tonight I completely lost the will to live and decided that I would get huge brownie points by making out I was happy to miss the second half so she could watch Gardeners World. Come to think of it, it will also be a damn sight more interesting than watching the second half.
    Monty's dogs are livelier than the average England player..
    LOL! True. Trouble is though one of his lovely Labradors is called Nigel!
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    Sterling is a classic example of a player who thinks he's made it long before he actually has.
  • Sterling is a classic example of a player who thinks he's made it long before he actually has.

    Not to mention England dont seem to want to drop him in case one day he finally makes it but he's too much like Walcott!!.

    Difference is he had that one season with Suarez and Sturridge who made him look good
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    edited September 2017
    Rashford done more in about two minutes than Sterling did in the whole first half.
  • Fucking hell... Best chance of the match
  • LenGlover said:

    RedChaser said:

    Wife wants to see Gardners World at 9.00. Told her that would have to wait until the game was over. Changed my mind already and just given her the remote control!

    I take it you did a bit if bargaining first like 'make us a half time cuppa love and you can have the remote' ? :wink:
    I'd love to say yes to that but the honest truth is as Sterling lost control of the ball for the 303rd time tonight I completely lost the will to live and decided that I would get huge brownie points by making out I was happy to miss the second half so she could watch Gardeners World. Come to think of it, it will also be a damn sight more interesting than watching the second half.
    Monty's dogs are livelier than the average England player..
    I'd rather watch Nigel and Nelly than Harry and Dele. Utter dross as usual.