derbies you pick a side

The teams I'd pick are first

Newcastle - Sunderland
Spurs - Arsenal
Bristol City - Rovers
United - Wednesday
Forest - Derby

I'd add

Rangers - Celtic
Everton - Liverpool
Norwich - Ipswich
Swansea - Cardiff
Brighton - Palace
Brentford - QPR

Dont give a toss about

Man Utd / Man City
Chelsea / West Ham
Aston Villa / Birmingham

Always pick Celtic over Rangers as it seems to irritate the right sort of people

I want Celtic and Rangers to get docked points as I hold them both in equal contempt. Any club that is built around bigotry is a waste of time.

Don't really care about many other teams apart from our own. Will support whichever side is doing well / need the points / will do us a favour / will send the Palarse or Millwall down.

I'm not a Protestant or a Catholic so really don't care what the Jocks do

Arsenal over Spurs
Rangers over Celtic
Sunderland over N'castle
Brighton over Palace
Man U over Liverpool
Watford over Luton
Cambridge over Posh
Atletico over Real
Sevilla over Betis
Valencia over Levante

In West London derbies, I'd back whichever one of the other three that Chelsea are playing

Newcastle - Sunderland
Villa - Birmingham
RANGERS - Celtic
Liverpool - Everton
Man Utd - Man City
Tottenham - Arsenal
Sheffield Wednesday - Sheffield Utd
Forest - Derby

I tend to pick the team in red. Except Arsenal and Bristol City.

Spurs over Arsenal
Celtic over Rangers
Swindon over Oxford

Atletico over Real
Espanyol over Barcelona
Betis over Sevilla

Slavia Prague over Sparta

Comunicaciones over Municipal (Guatemala City, where wife is from: her family are big fans of Las Cremas)

What tends to happen with me in derbies is I sort of root for one team to start with but when they score, I start rooting for the other team. I suppose this means that I don't really care.

Macronate said:

Millwall>Palace if we're counting the latter as London and not Surrey

Would never pick a side for that Derby

All I ever hope for is that a big sink hole will appear halfway through the match ridding us of their existences

Leuth said:

Always pick Celtic over Rangers as it seems to irritate the right sort of people

Protestants? Weird.

Newcastle strong preference over Sunderland
Like both Spurs and Arsenal
Don't care about Bristol Rovers and Bristol City
Sheff United over Wednesday
Mild preference for Forest over Derby

Big_Bad_World said:

Welling over Charlton (sorry, but really struggled to think of a rival you have )

Would have thought the only non-Millwall related local derby you'd take an interest in would be C-Wing against D-Wing at the Scrubs.

Mind you, I suppose that is a Millwall-related derby really, what with it effectively being Millwall against Millwall.

Big_Bad_World said:

MrLargo said:

Big_Bad_World said:

Welling over Charlton (sorry, but really struggled to think of a rival you have )

Would have thought the only non-Millwall related local derby you'd take an interest in would be C-Wing against D-Wing at the Scrubs.

Mind you, I suppose that is a Millwall-related derby really, what with it effectively being Millwall against Millwall.

Which fine institute of her majesty were the Charlton train chanting racists sent to?

I'm sure we could both cobble together a best XI

We could "cobble together a best XI". You lot generally have enough on holiday at the same time for a youth academy, an U23 side, a 'B' team and a first team squad.

since when has Brighton Palarse been a derby? They're not even in the same f***ing county!!