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Pet Shops? Aren't they called boucheries in Paris?A-R-T-H-U-R said:0 -
Pretty sound advice there...A-R-T-H-U-R said:
1. Make sure the Hitman is a true professional so you can NEVER be linked.
2. Make sure the loan shark is a gang leader to reduce the number of Gang members,
3. Borrow £25K and advise the hitman there is an extra £1k for each member of the gang he takes down up to 10 members.
4. Make sure the Hitman steals any evidence that you were given a loan.
5. Pay the Hitman another £5k completion bonus...
6. Enjoy the leftover cash (at least £10k!).
I thought about this far too much in the last 5 minutes.6 -
You left a phase out: Wait for the plod to knock on your door as soon as they find the loan book. Serve "life" for soliciting to murder.Dazzler21 said:
Pretty sound advice there...A-R-T-H-U-R said:
1. Make sure the Hitman is a true professional so you can NEVER be linked.
2. Make sure the loan shark is a gang leader to reduce the number of Gang members,
3. Borrow £25K and advise the hitman there is an extra £1k for each member of the gang he takes down up to 10 members.
4. Make sure the Hitman steals any evidence that you were given a loan.
5. Pay the Hitman another £5k completion bonus...
6. Enjoy the leftover cash (at least £10k!).
I thought about this far too much in the last 5 minutes.1 -
Damn. I knew there'd be a flaw somewhere4
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I refer you to point 4 - steal the evidence. Covers it for me5
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7. Never, under any circumstances, divulge your plan, especially in writing.
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Eggs, Finely Poached In A Latex Glove With Ketchup Nails & Sausage Watch......
Just how I like 'em down Maggies Cafe in Lewisham2 -
An example of a poor use of 'your' over 'you're'.12
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Masturbating squirrel or WW3?
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More intimidating than Palace.20
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Are we sure that isn't Palace warming up ahead of the new season...stackitsteve said:More intimidating than Palace.
If not then bet by September we'll be seeing it from them!!5 -
Fucking embarrassing that is and I'm not even from the same continent...ForeverAddickted said:3 -
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Works perfectly for them, can't wait to see all the spotty yoof and fat middle aged men clad in black shuffling along to this live on Sky, fucking melts6 -
Forget the corruption, the extortionate monies paid in transfer and agents' fees and the exploitation of children attending academies, this is the worst thing I've ever seen associated with the game ofForeverAddickted said:soccerfootball.6 -
Definitely bet on it.ForeverAddickted said:
Are we sure that isn't Palace warming up ahead of the new season...stackitsteve said:More intimidating than Palace.
If not then bet by September we'll be seeing it from them!!0 -
Strangely addictive though. I keep replaying it. .Macronate said:
Forget the corruption, the extortionate monies paid in transfer and agents' fees and the exploitation of children attending academies, this is the worst thing I've ever seen associated with the game ofForeverAddickted said:soccerfootball.4
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