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Is the Club advertising for a new CEO?
AFKABartram
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Turns out this is the requirements for an £8/hr zero hours contract temporary PAINTER !
I've seen some OTT job spec b***ocks in my time but...
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Love a bit of cut and paste don't they2
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What the hell are they expecting on Sunday????7
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I might apply, I'm not a painter by trade but every job I've had has been better than the last and people's view that I'm not qualified is just their opinion.
Jobs in the bag!28 -
No where does that ask for the ability to f**king paint!!!!28
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This is business cringe, ott buzzwords that is everywhere these days. I'm not surprised the club leads with all this bollocks, it's a great example of wank over substance
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Would anybody say that our beloved CEO meets any of those criteria?
At all? No?
Nor me.2 -
Do you think they'd hire me?
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Did Karl Robinson write that?0
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Think I'll go for it, I do F. All all day and I'm full of bullshite , finally something I'm born for.1
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My nickname is 'painter' amongst other things but they can far cough4
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That jobs already taken at CAFC, maybe you could offer cover for hen do'sjonseventyfive said:Think I'll go for it, I do F. All all day and I'm full of bullshite , finally something I'm born for.
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Im a painter by trade and do not know anyone who would work for 8 quid an hour! Beside the crap pay, the advert is just pathetic6
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Knowing this lot they'd give the job to Rolf Harris0
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Roland will just ship over a cheap foreigner #teambrexitkidbrookeaddick said:Im a painter by trade and do not know anyone who would work for 8 quid an hour! Beside the crap pay, the advert is just pathetic
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I'd give them the brush off.1
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What's Karl Howman up to these days?5
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Beyond parody.0
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Supporting Ebbsfleet.1StevieG said:What's Karl Howman up to these days?
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£8/h and no real hours of work. They treat their staff as bad as their customers.0
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To be fair, they probably want the temporary painter to run the club for Meire, as she's got a holiday coming up.
She'll tell him how easy it is. Do bugger all and if challenged lie through your teeth.1 -
I'm surprised it doesn't say "must have own brushes".6
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Possibly she's having her portrait painted on the ceiling of the Covered end just like the Sistine chapel?
We can gaze up and she can gaze down......forever.1 -
London living wage is £9.75 pH
And they want a skilled craftsman for £8 ph on a zero hours contract that even McDonalds have dumped.20 -
Thought she already had the painters in judging by her sunny disposition.0
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I think we've taken our approach to on field activities and applied then off field.BowieAddick said:No where does that ask for the ability to f**king paint!!!!
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Surely the likes of LePont should have been kept on rather than have their contracts paid up to get on with this task. What is Saar up to over the summer?2
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If the chosen painter is able to comply with each bullet point of the spec, he or she will be doing everything our owner, CEO and SMT aren't.1
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"Building a better future together" seems to have been omitted from the ad.2



















