Is the Club advertising for a new CEO?

AFKABartram

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AFKABartram

Nope.

Turns out this is the requirements for an £8/hr zero hours contract temporary PAINTER !

I've seen some OTT job spec b***ocks in my time but...

Jon_CAFC_

Love a bit of cut and paste don't they

Davo55

What the hell are they expecting on Sunday????

Jon_CAFC_

I might apply, I'm not a painter by trade but every job I've had has been better than the last and people's view that I'm not qualified is just their opinion.

Jobs in the bag!

BowieAddick

No where does that ask for the ability to f**king paint!!!!

cabbles

This is business cringe, ott buzzwords that is everywhere these days. I'm not surprised the club leads with all this bollocks, it's a great example of wank over substance

IdleHans

Would anybody say that our beloved CEO meets any of those criteria?
At all? No?
Nor me.

Callumcafc

Do you think they'd hire me?

1StevieG

Did Karl Robinson write that?

jonseventyfive

Think I'll go for it, I do F. All all day and I'm full of bullshite , finally something I'm born for.

oohaahmortimer

My nickname is 'painter' amongst other things but they can far cough

BowieAddick

jonseventyfive said:

Think I'll go for it, I do F. All all day and I'm full of bullshite , finally something I'm born for.

That jobs already taken at CAFC, maybe you could offer cover for hen do's

kidbrookeaddick

Im a painter by trade and do not know anyone who would work for 8 quid an hour! Beside the crap pay, the advert is just pathetic

McBobbin

Knowing this lot they'd give the job to Rolf Harris

To_Be_Franck

kidbrookeaddick said:

Im a painter by trade and do not know anyone who would work for 8 quid an hour! Beside the crap pay, the advert is just pathetic

Roland will just ship over a cheap foreigner #teambrexit

ElfsborgAddick

I'd give them the brush off.

1StevieG

What's Karl Howman up to these days?

mid_life_crisis

Beyond parody.

Hartleypete

1StevieG said:

What's Karl Howman up to these days?

Supporting Ebbsfleet.

charltonkeston

£8/h and no real hours of work. They treat their staff as bad as their customers.

Covered End

To be fair, they probably want the temporary painter to run the club for Meire, as she's got a holiday coming up.

She'll tell him how easy it is. Do bugger all and if challenged lie through your teeth.

SomervilleAddick

I'm surprised it doesn't say "must have own brushes".

Baldybonce

Possibly she's having her portrait painted on the ceiling of the Covered end just like the Sistine chapel?
We can gaze up and she can gaze down......forever.

Henry Irving

London living wage is £9.75 pH

And they want a skilled craftsman for £8 ph on a zero hours contract that even McDonalds have dumped.

Bigmac

Thought she already had the painters in judging by her sunny disposition.

Bournemouth Addick

BowieAddick said:

No where does that ask for the ability to f**king paint!!!!

I think we've taken our approach to on field activities and applied then off field.

HarryLime

Surely the likes of LePont should have been kept on rather than have their contracts paid up to get on with this task. What is Saar up to over the summer?

Macronate

If the chosen painter is able to comply with each bullet point of the spec, he or she will be doing everything our owner, CEO and SMT aren't.

Nug

"Building a better future together" seems to have been omitted from the ad.

erithalf

1StevieG said:

Did Karl Robinson write that?

No its too short