The drunk thread, v2.0
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You're nout wrong Jeff!LuckyReds said:
Call me psychic, but I have a very slight feeling that @cantersaddick may not have donated his drinks to the protest fund tonight...cantersaddick said:Anhone else enhoyibg a nice kebab after the nigtt out?!
Last day of term biaatcjesss!!!
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I'm 10 out of 10Redskin said:
Out of curiosity, how attractive a man would you consider yourself?ElfsborgAddick said:
Swedish women are the most beautiful in the world.LuckyReds said:Where is the drunk thread?!
I'm a maverick, so I've created my own.
Sweden is incredibleeeeee, but I've just bumped into an arsenal supporter from blackheath... I set him straight, but he hates charlton apparently.
I've taught my boss the words to Valley Floyd Road.
I found out that swedish girls love London, I'm in a relationship so... It was a tough call guys. But I'm a gentleman. (Say you're a real English gentleman and they love it even more.)
Unfortunately they are not blessed with big bangers, apparantly they have the smallest average bust size in Europe.0 -
All Dayer commencing at 9am today.0
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Well Jell0
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I'll have a beer on behalf of my favourite moderator.
Seeing as he had the ordeal of standing outside the canon st wetherspoons I think it's only fair.2 -
We've got the neighbours in tonight for our annual "little drinky poos" as it's known in the street. It can get a little rowdy and has been known to go on past 10 o/clock, last year they consumed almost 2 bottles of wine between 8 of them.
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Love being Teetotal0
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Have a goodun TeeceT.C.E said:We've got the neighbours in tonight for our annual "little drinky poos" as it's known in the street. It can get a little rowdy and has been known to go on past 10 o/clock, last year they consumed almost 2 bottles of wine between 8 of them.
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I didn't know you worked on Saturdays Ottoricky_otto said:All Dayer commencing at 9am today.
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The only thing I'm working on is how many beers I can neck.cabbles said:
I didn't know you worked on Saturdays Ottoricky_otto said:All Dayer commencing at 9am today.
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You're 40 mins in. Please update us1
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im only 13 mins due to lateness. Devils backbone to start.
What I will say is, there is a woman with more facial hair than me in here.0 -
It's feckin great I tell you! No crisps or peanuts because of their teeth, certainly no pickled onions. So we have to have a selection of soft pastries and cakes, Battenburg that sort of thing, maybe a cream slice for the more adventurous. One neighbour has never been but always thanks us for the invite by saying, it starts far to late (7.30) for me. One of them will fall asleep by 9.00 while holding her second glass of cheap white wine spritza, with the residue of battenburg down her front! My office is crammed full of Zimmer frames and other walking aids, the dogs are shut away because our visitors are unsteady on their feet when they arrive, let alone when they leave! And the smell of pi55!! It's like having @Redmidland in your housei_b_b_o_r_g said:
Have a goodun TeeceT.C.E said:We've got the neighbours in tonight for our annual "little drinky poos" as it's known in the street. It can get a little rowdy and has been known to go on past 10 o/clock, last year they consumed almost 2 bottles of wine between 8 of them.
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Is @blackpool72 one of your neighbours?T.C.E said:
It's feckin great I tell you! No crisps or peanuts because of their teeth, certainly no pickled onions. So we have to have a selection of soft pastries and cakes, Battenburg that sort of thing, maybe a cream slice for the more adventurous. One neighbour has never been but always thanks us for the invite by saying, it starts far to late (7.30) for me. One of them will fall asleep by 9.00 while holding her second glass of cheap white wine spritza, with the residue of battenburg down her front! My office is crammed full of Zimmer frames and other walking aids, the dogs are shut away because our visitors are unsteady on their feet when they arrive, let alone when they leave! And the smell of pi55!! It's like having @Redmidland in your housei_b_b_o_r_g said:
Have a goodun TeeceT.C.E said:We've got the neighbours in tonight for our annual "little drinky poos" as it's known in the street. It can get a little rowdy and has been known to go on past 10 o/clock, last year they consumed almost 2 bottles of wine between 8 of them.
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ricky_otto said:
Is @blackpool72 one of your neighbours?T.C.E said:
It's feckin great I tell you! No crisps or peanuts because of their teeth, certainly no pickled onions. So we have to have a selection of soft pastries and cakes, Battenburg that sort of thing, maybe a cream slice for the more adventurous. One neighbour has never been but always thanks us for the invite by saying, it starts far to late (7.30) for me. One of them will fall asleep by 9.00 while holding her second glass of cheap white wine spritza, with the residue of battenburg down her front! My office is crammed full of Zimmer frames and other walking aids, the dogs are shut away because our visitors are unsteady on their feet when they arrive, let alone when they leave! And the smell of pi55!! It's like having @Redmidland in your housei_b_b_o_r_g said:
Have a goodun TeeceT.C.E said:We've got the neighbours in tonight for our annual "little drinky poos" as it's known in the street. It can get a little rowdy and has been known to go on past 10 o/clock, last year they consumed almost 2 bottles of wine between 8 of them.
can't feckin wait!
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Oi @TCE you cheek fxxker!!! I only had that 'accident' coz you tripped me up with your fxxking walking aid!!!
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You'll change your opinion of her by about 11.13 I reckonricky_otto said:im only 13 mins due to lateness. Devils backbone to start.
What I will say is, there is a woman with more facial hair than me in here.2 -
Anyone got a good hangover cure??0
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Viidka0
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More booze.cantersaddick said:Anyone got a good hangover cure??
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Didn't he used to play for Leeds?Alwaysneil said:Viidka
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You pulled that Bird with the whiskers yetricky_otto said:
Didn't he used to play for Leeds?Alwaysneil said:Viidka
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Lucozade.cantersaddick said:Anyone got a good hangover cure??
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Two pints of weak shandy. Always works for me.cafcsinger said:
Lucozade.cantersaddick said:Anyone got a good hangover cure??
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I guess this might be the thread to find em. I'm about to fly into bangkok for a month, looking for any tips from @Bangkokaddick , @Bangkok Dave @thai malaysia addick or any other reprobate living in thailand.
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and by 'thailand' I mean any country within 5 hours of my border.
Laos
Thailand
Cambodia
Vietnam
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Never.drinking.again.0
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Women have told me I am very attractive, unfortunately not many!Redskin said:
Out of curiosity, how attractive a man would you consider yourself?ElfsborgAddick said:
Swedish women are the most beautiful in the world.LuckyReds said:Where is the drunk thread?!
I'm a maverick, so I've created my own.
Sweden is incredibleeeeee, but I've just bumped into an arsenal supporter from blackheath... I set him straight, but he hates charlton apparently.
I've taught my boss the words to Valley Floyd Road.
I found out that swedish girls love London, I'm in a relationship so... It was a tough call guys. But I'm a gentleman. (Say you're a real English gentleman and they love it even more.)
Unfortunately they are not blessed with big bangers, apparantly they have the smallest average bust size in Europe.1 -
So you shagged her then.Saga Lout said:
I met a gorgeous young Swedish lady at my son's wedding - young and old, gay and straight (well, maybe not the second) every guy was transfixed. She had every guy eating out of the palm of her hand. Obviously, being in a new relationship myself and having the responsibility of being the father of the groom, I was not affected by this (yea, right!). She told me that all Swedish men are ugly and she likes Englishmen...ElfsborgAddick said:
Swedish women are the most beautiful in the world.LuckyReds said:Where is the drunk thread?!
I'm a maverick, so I've created my own.
Sweden is incredibleeeeee, but I've just bumped into an arsenal supporter from blackheath... I set him straight, but he hates charlton apparently.
I've taught my boss the words to Valley Floyd Road.
I found out that swedish girls love London, I'm in a relationship so... It was a tough call guys. But I'm a gentleman. (Say you're a real English gentleman and they love it even more.)
Unfortunately they are not blessed with big bangers, apparantly they have the smallest average bust size in Europe.0
