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  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    DA9 said:

    Redvalleyeast said:

    I live in Selsdon,just driven past the local palarse pub,heaving with stripeys wearing very crisp and new nigel shirts,cars with flags and scarves hanging out of every window,everywhere i look,fucking palarse. So lucky to live where i do :neutral:

    The Forestdale? The one with the permanent flags outside?
    Thats the one DA9,u local to there too then?
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Redvalleyeast said:

    DA9 said:

    Redvalleyeast said:

    I live in Selsdon,just driven past the local palarse pub,heaving with stripeys wearing very crisp and new nigel shirts,cars with flags and scarves hanging out of every window,everywhere i look,fucking palarse. So lucky to live where i do :neutral:

    The Forestdale? The one with the permanent flags outside?
    Thats the one DA9,u local to there too then?
    No, drive past a lot, and used the bakers next to it for lunch before.
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    DA9 said:

    Redvalleyeast said:

    DA9 said:

    Redvalleyeast said:

    I live in Selsdon,just driven past the local palarse pub,heaving with stripeys wearing very crisp and new nigel shirts,cars with flags and scarves hanging out of every window,everywhere i look,fucking palarse. So lucky to live where i do :neutral:

    The Forestdale? The one with the permanent flags outside?
    Thats the one DA9,u local to there too then?
    No, drive past a lot, and used the bakers next to it for lunch before.
    Good bakers that one. The flags are a permanent fixture,really lovely feature,pubs a shithole so quite apt really.
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,866
    DA9 said:

    Redvalleyeast said:

    I live in Selsdon,just driven past the local palarse pub,heaving with stripeys wearing very crisp and new nigel shirts,cars with flags and scarves hanging out of every window,everywhere i look,fucking palarse. So lucky to live where i do :neutral:

    The Forestdale? The one with the permanent flags outside?
    I see a three Palace in Gravesend last week then two outside the George and Dragon last night , never see them round here usually .
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    It does look like a dump, always wondered if I could flick a match at those flags as I drive past
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    DA9 said:

    It does look like a dump, always wondered if I could flick a match at those flags as I drive past

    Often wondered if I could flick a match at the whole pub if I'm honest ;)
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    LouisMend said:

    Redvalleyeast said:

    I live in Selsdon,just driven past the local palarse pub,heaving with stripeys wearing very crisp and new nigel shirts,cars with flags and scarves hanging out of every window,everywhere i look,fucking palarse. So lucky to live where i do :neutral:

    West Wickham has been the same.
    West Wickham? Oh no, Good golly gosh


    ; )
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    edited May 2016
    @i_b_b_o_r_g

    get ready, there could be a Mods vacancy soon.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    AFKABartram said:

    I'm getting consumed by more hate, anger and jealousy by the hour I genuinely think by 5pm I'm going to explode.

    Palace will win today, I'm convinced. And Millwall are playing at Wembley on my birthday for the 2nd time in 6 years. Happy f***ing birthday.

    I hate Charlton

    I hate football

    I hate life.

    Look on the bright side, your country is on the verge of deciding it's own destiny, it ain't raining outside and I post on the forum you run. You can't have it all mate, you can have it all
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  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,350
    edited May 2016
    Roland Dushitbucket. On this weekend, very "special" weekend for SE London and Slurrey, I wish you and all your descendants, your forfathers and mothers, everyone who means anything to you... the pox, the plague, raging prick ache... ANYTHING that makes your lives Hell.

    You have fucked us right royaly and i personally hope you pull your pants down to have a piss tonight to find your shrivelled knob and bollocks rolling around detached and in the gusset. Fuck you you Belgian cnut and the horse you rode in on!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,823
    i_b_b_o_r_g said:

    AFKABartram said:

    I'm getting consumed by more hate, anger and jealousy by the hour I genuinely think by 5pm I'm going to explode.

    Palace will win today, I'm convinced. And Millwall are playing at Wembley on my birthday for the 2nd time in 6 years. Happy f***ing birthday.

    I hate Charlton

    I hate football

    I hate life.

    Look on the bright side, your country is on the verge of deciding it's own destiny, it ain't raining outside and I post on the forum you run. You can't have it all mate, you can have it all
    I must admit, it does take a post like this to put things into perspective.

    Thanks for everything, pal.

  • Hastingsaddick
    Hastingsaddick Posts: 4,079
    palarsehater said:

    just walked through victoria station wetherspoons there mobbed with palace fans, hope the wankers lose but i am fucking jealous.

    Not to bothered about them drinking in a Spoons pub....but hope the freaks get one hell of a beating.
  • GretnaGreenAddick
    GretnaGreenAddick Posts: 3,085
    I can't watch it, I arranged an early dinner out with my girlfriends family just to avoid it.

    Please Man Utd, please smash them, don't let Palarse have any glory or pride.

    The only thing we have to cling to as we tumble down the leagues is that we have an FA Cup in our history and they don't.

    So go on you Red Devils, a few more of you to join Cantona in our list of heroes by tonight.
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,698
    Getting nervous now. Can't believe that there is a chance that the football highlight of my season will be Man United winning the FA cup.
  • AllHailTheHen
    AllHailTheHen Posts: 3,063
    God help the stewards and police if The Nigels lose and their Ultras kick off. They'll have homemade banners and everything. Carnage
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,823
    I swear I recognise the bald one bottom left from previous encounters

  • AllHailTheHen
    AllHailTheHen Posts: 3,063
    AFKABartram said:

    I swear I recognise the bald one bottom left from previous encounters

    Amazing that you can instantly dislike a group of people you have never met
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,033
    Redvalleyeast said:

    I live in Selsdon,just driven past the local palarse pub,heaving with stripeys wearing very crisp and new nigel shirts,cars with flags and scarves hanging out of every window,everywhere i look,fucking palarse. So lucky to live where i do :neutral:

    Why aren't they at Wembley?
  • Leeds_Addick
    Leeds_Addick Posts: 4,698
    Absolutely insufferable.

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  • creepyaddick
    creepyaddick Posts: 6,152
    I know at least a dozen Palace Nigels and one of them a good mate who never talks Palace when I'm around, the others I hope are crying into their shandies at 7pm. I can see the back pages tomorrow, with all 9 Man U scorers pictured!
  • Redvalleyeast
    Redvalleyeast Posts: 4,689
    se9addick said:

    Redvalleyeast said:

    I live in Selsdon,just driven past the local palarse pub,heaving with stripeys wearing very crisp and new nigel shirts,cars with flags and scarves hanging out of every window,everywhere i look,fucking palarse. So lucky to live where i do :neutral:

    Why aren't they at Wembley?
    Plastic stripeys,living the dream lol
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Currently on my first holiday in Spain. Day 1 - sprain ankle so bady I now require a crutch. Day 3 - spend all day propped up in bed looking at the sunshine out the window. Day 4 - if the nigels win tonight I am writing this entire country off as cursed.
  • Godstone
    Godstone Posts: 700
    I wasn't going to watch it but can't resist. Imagine the feeling if they take the lead...
    Prediction Palace 1 Man Utd 0. Early goal.
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    As much as I hate it, wouldn't we love to be at Wembley for the FA Cup final today? Fact is we are the laughing stock of south London and it hurts.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,730
    The Nigels are the gift that keeps on giving

  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    Dunno what you lot got to moan about coming from a palace family people automatically think you support them
    walking through West Wickham early bloke from builders merchants was taken aback by my "am I f#ck" answer to am I going today.
    Remember the good days at Selhurst singing we'll never play you again
    was brilliant at the time
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Watch out I'm sure his kids are so proud of him is about.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    clb74 said:

    Dunno what you lot got to moan about coming from a palace family people automatically think you support them
    walking through West Wickham early bloke from builders merchants was taken aback by my "am I f#ck" answer to am I going today.
    Remember the good days at Selhurst singing we'll never play you again
    was brilliant at the time

    Tbf we were right. We probably will never play them again....
  • rananegra
    rananegra Posts: 3,689
    Least neutral I can remember about a cup final. Really wasn't bothered when the Spanners made it. I want United to win. A lot.

    I do have a couple of mates who are Palace. The guy who sits next to me at work is from South Norwood, but claims not to support the stripey ***s, though he wants them to win tonight. He said I talk about my Palace supporting friends like racists talk about their black mates.

    Oh well.

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