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More news for huge sinkhole appears in Charlton

Coyotejohn1947
Coyotejohn1947 Posts: 1,164
edited May 2016 in General Charlton
Following the appearance of a huge sinkhole in Charlton on Thursday morning (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36273548)
the CEO of Charlton Athletic was asked to comment.

Mlle. Katrien Meire stated: Look it's not my fault! It's just not fair!
We know that the ground was built in a valley and the major shareholder spent hundreds of thousands on drainage.
I know, I know it looks as if the whole club has disappeared down a hole but why do people keep on blaming me?

When it was explained to Mlle. Meire that the sinkhole was in Charlton but not at Charlton Athletic she exploded:

You people are seriously weird and I mean weird. I am going home to mama and if any of you sickos are waiting for me there I'll scream the place down - louder than when Pierre Boisard kicked a ball in my face when I was 9 and said girls can't play football. Holy Mary.......this country, you people!!!

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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,563
    Yep some of our fans are {unique}
  • GlassHalfFull
    GlassHalfFull Posts: 2,351

    The Metropolitan Police confirm that at the bottom of the hole they have found what appear to be 98 Championship points.

    A representative of a well-known local sporting enterprise said "Thank God they've turned up - for months we've been looking everywhere for them !!"
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited May 2016
    Developments indicate that the 'sinkhole' is actually a hastily dug escape tunnel to Bramall Lane.
  • alan dugdale
    alan dugdale Posts: 3,095
    It's a storage area for Network managers. Next out is Mr Bob Peeters.
  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,737
    edited May 2016
    Now this is taking protests a step too far. Leicester won the premiership when Richard III found under car park. Perhaps this is a turning point for Charlton?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ynuGLJro5c
  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    edited May 2016
    The fence there looks like a good spot for a protest banner. "Meire gives you that sinking feeling" or similar.
  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,737
    MountsfieldPark said:

    The fence there looks like a good spot for a protest banner. "Meire gives you that sinking feeling" or similar.

    Yes, as the fence is outside St Thomas' church needs one of those 'meant to be funny' banners. e.g.?

  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,462
    I just knew she could not reverse.
  • MountsfieldPark
    MountsfieldPark Posts: 2,074
    edited May 2016
    CAFC - driven by Belgians
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,154
    MountsfieldPark said:

    The fence there looks like a good spot for a protest banner. "Meire gives you that sinking feeling" or similar.

    Hopefully, if someone can get one of our banners up, it will be on all the news channels

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  • cherryorchard
    cherryorchard Posts: 1,737
    Tunwellsaddick said:

    I just knew she could not reverse.

    No sexist remarks please ( PS This comment is tongue in cheek!)
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,420
    Norris McWhirter has measured the hole and confirms he has found Karel Fraeye down there with a Huddersfield away programme from January in his pocket.
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,154
    shirty5 said:

    Norris McWhirter has measured the hole and confirms he has found Karel Fraeye down there with a Huddersfield away programme from January in his pocket.

    And a laundry basket
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    The perfect allegory for Charlton's situation- allowed to fall to its ruin from lack of simple maintenance and attention to the underlying structure by those in charge, temporarily propped up but doomed if that support falters, in all likelihood already a write-off. For those of limited imagination CAFC is the car and the fans are the pipe.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,822
    It was her fault, she ordered it to swallow her up after her latest outburst!
  • CostaFortune
    CostaFortune Posts: 407
    cherryorchard said:

    Now this is taking protests a step too far. Leicester won the premiership when Richard III found under car park. Perhaps this is a turning point for Charlton

    The only Richard the Third who will be at Charlton next year will be another network manager!
  • rikofold
    rikofold Posts: 4,051
    Come on come on, this is all going a bit far now. We know this wasn't down to her because she was busy digging an even bigger hole up town.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 70,435
    cherryorchard said:

    Now this is taking protests a step too far. Leicester won the premiership when Richard III found under car park. Perhaps this is a turning point for Charlton?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ynuGLJro5c

    Is our Chairman, Richard IV?
  • gilbertfilbert
    gilbertfilbert Posts: 2,286
    When I saw the headline I assumed Katrien had been opening her mouth again.
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,264
    Tom Dick or Harry ?

    At least we know how Murray and Meire escaped on Saturday at H/T

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