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Sofa RIP

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  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,868
    Missed by many...
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,630
    edited May 2016
    In years to come, we'll realise how much we relied on that sofa, and will regret the many chants to get rid of it this season...

    When we find ourselves with the indignity of a couple of ground sheets and an inflatable pillow.

    At least, that's what will become the truth on 606. :wink:
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    @Bedsaddick to change his profile pic
  • Looks like they should be able to repair it Ok.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,678
    It wasn't the sofa's fault. RIP
  • Hovi's Biscuit
    Hovi's Biscuit Posts: 1,717

    Louis Mendez ‏@LouisMend 7s7 seconds ago
    The stuffing from the fans sofa lays strewn across the pitch. This season summed up in one miserable photo #cafc

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    Fair's fair - after all, Staypricks have knocked the stuffing out of the club over the last two years
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    The bookies are offering 5/1 for Aaron Ramsey to score tomorrow. Money in the bank.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    I hear there's a sale on at DFS.

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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,118
    edited May 2016
    Fair play for getting it on. I got a rather aggressive headlock and kidney punch that the police had a go at the stewards for.
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited May 2016
    WSS said:

    Fair play for getting it on. I got a rather aggressive headlock and kidney punch that the police had a go at the stewards for.

    Wait.. what have I missed? I've just got out of the sofa, and either the Burnley fans took the whole "bring your vodka and charlie" thing too seriously or there's a load of stuffing on the pitch? Fans getting a bit battered?
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,155
    edited May 2016
    WSS said:

    Fair play for getting it on. I got a rather aggressive headlock and kidney punch that the police had a go at the stewards for.

    Had people come up to me after and say they witnessed you being assaulted
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,240
    WSS said:

    WSS said:

    Fair play for getting it on. I got a rather aggressive headlock and kidney punch that the police had a go at the stewards for.

    Had people come up to me after and say they witnessed you being assaulted
    Was ridiculous over the top reaction. The head steward said the reason he was like he was because I was "trying to nick a fucking sofa".

    Thought that was funny.
    Hope you're ok now ...pathetic comment from the steward
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    Gonna be a bit of a bugger getting a refund back now from DFS.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,090

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    Time for the most awkward official statement in the history of the club.

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    Time for the most awkward official statement in the history of the club.

    Someone had a corner flag away with them.

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  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    I'm meant to be going out but I just glued to Twitter. It looks like a mental end to the match.

    It appears we've had ex-directors chucked out of the directors box, Burnley directors locked out of the lounges and more. How long can this go on for?

    Hats off to everyone involved, and I hope you're alright @WSS.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,976
    RIP
  • Boom
    Boom Posts: 1,689
    Puts it all into perspective. RIP
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,452
    edited May 2016
    1st board meeting after season end.

    RD "Right let us get our priorities down on a list Latrien for next season"

    KM "Certainly my Lord"

    RD "Firstly, did you see what those English spendaloogs did to my sofa?"

    KM "Yes your Holiness"

    RD "Right, get your skinny arse down to DFS Latrien and I ain't spending more than £150..."

    KM "Yes your Splendiferous Almighty one"

    RD "AND Latrien, see if they do 0% finance... now fuck off!"
  • captainbob
    captainbob Posts: 962
    edited May 2016
    imageD
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,487
    Hilarious other than WSS being assulted.

    RIP Sofa.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,452
    If there is ONE thing i cannot condone it is cruelty to soft furnishings...