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2nd Sofa on the way!

MrLargo
MrLargo Posts: 7,995
in General Charlton
http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/charlton/14398186.Revealed__Charlton_Athletic_to_introduce_second_fans____sofa_as_popularity_soars/?
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  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,847
    poor effort
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    ha ha....
  • EveshamAddick
    EveshamAddick Posts: 7,030
    April 1st - I get it!
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    I'm waiting for the announcement of the statue of Sam Bartram to be replaced by a bronze replica of the sofa.
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    I hear next season it will be one in each corner and one on each side of the half way line so the whole crowd can have a comfortable seat whilst they experience Roland's unique brand of football.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    TEL said:

    I hear next season it will be one in each corner and one on each side of the half way line so the whole crowd can have a comfortable seat whilst they experience Roland's unique brand of football.

    Actually it will be 2 in each corner so our defenders can have a sit down instead of the pointless effort they put in trying to defend at corners.
  • stonemuse
    stonemuse Posts: 34,070
    nah, not good enough newsshopper, sorry :wink:
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,186
    Fiiish said:

    TEL said:

    I hear next season it will be one in each corner and one on each side of the half way line so the whole crowd can have a comfortable seat whilst they experience Roland's unique brand of football.

    Actually it will be 2 in each corner so our defenders can have a sit down instead of the pointless effort they put in trying to defend at corners.
    I was going to LOL that, but realised how accurate it was Fiiish... :neutral:
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    .
  • CyrilDavies
    CyrilDavies Posts: 855
    Fiiish said:

    I'm waiting for the announcement of the statue of Sam Bartram to be replaced by a bronze replica of the sofa.

    No it would be Roland rat...

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  • andynelson
    andynelson Posts: 1,951
    The Belgians won't see the joke.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,747
    ricky_otto said:

    .

    THATS why Reza is injured... He did his hamstring in whilst trying to jump and unstick his camera from the ceiling.
  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,134
    andynelson said:

    The Belgians won't see the joke.

    Scotland Yard and their legal team are being contacted as we speak.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,669
    Next they'll be saying we're going to have a proper team next season.
  • Addickted2U
    Addickted2U Posts: 3,089
    andynelson said:

    The Belgians won't see the joke.

    Every day is like April Fools for them!
  • mogodon
    mogodon Posts: 3,412
    Now, if they'd have claimed the ground was being renamed the Duchatalet Valley a few more might have bitten.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,127
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Next they'll be saying we're going to have a proper team next season.

    Too obvious.

    2/10.
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    The plan is to close the Jimmy seed, the East, west, north upper and lower stands using sofas instead to hold the capacity of fans next season.
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    Oh dear no! This will give KM ideas
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,658
    Actually, given so few fans are likely to be in the ground next year, taking out all the seats and putting sofas in doesn't seem such a bad idea - I watch the tv matches from a sofa so why not at the ground as well where the surround sound is realtime. Oi RD, ignore the April fool pisstake, get the seats out and put those sofas in pronto. Now where's that season ticket application form...

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  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    dizzee said:

    The plan is to close the Jimmy Seed South Stand, the East, west, north upper and lower stands using sofas instead to hold the capacity of fans next season.

    You know it's not called the Jimmy seed stand since clowns took over.
  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,773
    That was just too silly!
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,202
    It's a sad reflection that when I saw the thread name I just assumed it was true.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,621
    ricky_otto said:

    .

    Those flowers for Katrien, Ricky?
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,202
    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    Actually, given so few fans are likely to be in the ground next year, taking out all the seats and putting sofas in doesn't seem such a bad idea - I watch the tv matches from a sofa so why not at the ground as well where the surround sound is realtime. Oi RD, ignore the April fool pisstake, get the seats out and put those sofas in pronto. Now where's that season ticket application form...

    New Upper North:
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  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,621
    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    Actually, given so few fans are likely to be in the ground next year, taking out all the seats and putting sofas in doesn't seem such a bad idea - I watch the tv matches from a sofa so why not at the ground as well where the surround sound is realtime. Oi RD, ignore the April fool pisstake, get the seats out and put those sofas in pronto. Now where's that season ticket application form...

    Nah, won't be the same without some 10 year old trying to kick the back out of your seat.
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,658
    Uboat said:

    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    Actually, given so few fans are likely to be in the ground next year, taking out all the seats and putting sofas in doesn't seem such a bad idea - I watch the tv matches from a sofa so why not at the ground as well where the surround sound is realtime. Oi RD, ignore the April fool pisstake, get the seats out and put those sofas in pronto. Now where's that season ticket application form...

    New Upper North:
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    Where do i sign...reminds me of when I used to have one of those leather cinema seats the club got from the Woolworth odeon and put in the old west stand
  • ken_shabby
    ken_shabby Posts: 6,273
    edited April 2016
    Rumours that the stairs to the North and West uppers are going to be replaced by a series of mechanised Laundry Baskets have been roundly denied by the Charlton CEO, who announced there will be a full investigation of the rumour, possibly involving a parliamentary enquiry.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    Uboat said:

    letthegoodtimesroll said:

    Actually, given so few fans are likely to be in the ground next year, taking out all the seats and putting sofas in doesn't seem such a bad idea - I watch the tv matches from a sofa so why not at the ground as well where the surround sound is realtime. Oi RD, ignore the April fool pisstake, get the seats out and put those sofas in pronto. Now where's that season ticket application form...

    New Upper North:
    image
    Where do i sign...reminds me of when I used to have one of those leather cinema seats the club got from the Woolworth odeon and put in the old west stand
    Where are the blankets and flask holders?
  • Matttees
    Matttees Posts: 47
    Wow I will sign up provided Katrien serves the drinks in her black and white maids outfit.

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