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"Giraffe spotted outside william hill in Eltham highstreet"

Dave2l
Dave2l Posts: 8,866
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"The endangered west African 20ft monster was seen by onlookers outside a betting shop in Eltham high street, with one of the locals Jack, 59, saying "wow ya don't see that everyday" and Charlton fan brad, claiming "Our replacement for Yann Kermorgant has arrived, he would be good in the air".

"People were left amused and baffled as to how an animal like a Giraffe could end up in Eltham high street. There were jokes a plenty, as people suggested the tallest mammal in the world needed to sign on as he was touching distance from the job centre and has emigrated from Africa's even poorer economy".

"For safety pre caution people were polity asked to wait in Argos while the situation was dealt with".

"The animal has since been captured and no one was harmed".

Comments

  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    There isn't a William Hills in Eltham High Street.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,625
    Giraffe, how good are their burgers?
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    A road off eltham high street is still within its means.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    edited April 2014
    After walking and swimming all the way from Africa you can forgive him for going down the wrong road

    Poor bstd only wanted a job


    At least whilst our giraffes are watching jeza Kyle this one got off its arse and tried to improve its life
  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    How does a giraffe/betting shop story not have a joke about winning by a neck?
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,222
    Was the giraffe one of Peanut Malloy's grand national tips?
  • Taxi_Lad
    Taxi_Lad Posts: 3,767
    i'll stick my neck out and say this is a tall story
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    You're having a giraffe
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,629
    It's ok the Giraffe has been offered a job at Toys R us
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  • Sparrows Lane Lion
    Sparrows Lane Lion Posts: 2,797
    There is a Giraffe in Blackheath.
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,699
    Bit of a TALL story!
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    There is a giraffe in bluewater as well.

    http://www.giraffe.net/

  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Bet victor?

    *only people of a certain age will get this reference*
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Hartleypete said:

    Bit of a TALL story!

    Nice to see you're upto speed Pete.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    paulbaconsarnie said:

    Bet victor?

    *only people of a certain age will get this reference*

    Poor old Victor.
  • Dave2l
    Dave2l Posts: 8,866
    nth london addick said:

    After walking and swimming all the way from Africa you can forgive him for going down the wrong road

    Poor bstd only wanted a job


    At least whilst our giraffes are watching jeza Kyle this one got off its arse and tried to improve its life

    had me in bits
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Alan wanted him to star in hangover 4
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Is it's name April ?
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    smiffyboy said:

    There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap

    I know where Passey Place is. I know there is a William Hills there.

    There is not however a William Hills on Eltham High St.
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Well unless someone spoke giraffe it was an easy mistake to make
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    edited April 2014
    Riviera said:

    smiffyboy said:

    There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap

    I know where Passey Place is. I know there is a William Hills there.

    There is not however a William Hills on Eltham High St.
    Sorry Anne Robinson smug b***h

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