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"Giraffe spotted outside william hill in Eltham highstreet"

Dave2lDave2l
in Not Sports Related
"The endangered west African 20ft monster was seen by onlookers outside a betting shop in Eltham high street, with one of the locals Jack, 59, saying "wow ya don't see that everyday" and Charlton fan brad, claiming "Our replacement for Yann Kermorgant has arrived, he would be good in the air".

"People were left amused and baffled as to how an animal like a Giraffe could end up in Eltham high street. There were jokes a plenty, as people suggested the tallest mammal in the world needed to sign on as he was touching distance from the job centre and has emigrated from Africa's even poorer economy".

"For safety pre caution people were polity asked to wait in Argos while the situation was dealt with".

"The animal has since been captured and no one was harmed".

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    RivieraRiviera
    There isn't a William Hills in Eltham High Street.
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Giraffe, how good are their burgers?
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    Dave2lDave2l
    A road off eltham high street is still within its means.
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    rinarina
    How does a giraffe/betting shop story not have a joke about winning by a neck?
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    Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Was the giraffe one of Peanut Malloy's grand national tips?
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    Taxi_LadTaxi_Lad
    i'll stick my neck out and say this is a tall story
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    SwisdomSwisdom
    You're having a giraffe
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    NicholasNicholas
    It's ok the Giraffe has been offered a job at Toys R us
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    Sparrows Lane LionSparrows Lane Lion
    There is a Giraffe in Blackheath.
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    HartleypeteHartleypete
    Bit of a TALL story!
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    There is a giraffe in bluewater as well.

    http://www.giraffe.net/

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    paulbaconsarniepaulbaconsarnie
    Bet victor?

    *only people of a certain age will get this reference*
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    Robbo on the wingRobbo on the wing
    Hartleypete said:

    Bit of a TALL story!

    Nice to see you're upto speed Pete.
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    paulbaconsarnie said:

    Bet victor?

    *only people of a certain age will get this reference*

    Poor old Victor.
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    Dave2lDave2l
    nth london addick said:

    After walking and swimming all the way from Africa you can forgive him for going down the wrong road

    Poor bstd only wanted a job


    At least whilst our giraffes are watching jeza Kyle this one got off its arse and tried to improve its life

    had me in bits
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    Alan wanted him to star in hangover 4
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    GranpaGranpa
    Is it's name April ?
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    RivieraRiviera
    smiffyboy said:

    There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap

    I know where Passey Place is. I know there is a William Hills there.

    There is not however a William Hills on Eltham High St.
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Well unless someone spoke giraffe it was an easy mistake to make
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    edited April 2014
    Riviera said:

    smiffyboy said:

    There is passey place just off high street but story is still a crock of crap

    I know where Passey Place is. I know there is a William Hills there.

    There is not however a William Hills on Eltham High St.
    Sorry Anne Robinson smug b***h
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