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Horsemeat In Burgers: Tesco Removes Product

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,708
    If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    So, Tescos are taking the burgers off the shelves. Bit like "shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted" :-)
  • daveaddick
    daveaddick Posts: 1,926
    If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

    LOL brilliant! Love this thread
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,362
    I was served a Tesco burger in my local pub. They denied it had any horse meat in it, but there's a bar steward's enquiry.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    This busines explains why, after I've eaten one of these burgers, I have a craving for six raw carrots and an apple for afters.All washed down with a bucket of water.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,931
    The head of Tescos goes home to his wife after spending all day defending his supermarket against the burger allegations
    "You sound a little hoarse darling"
    "Don't you f*cking start"
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    March51 said:

    This busines explains why, after I've eaten one of these burgers, I have a craving for six raw carrots and an apple for afters.All washed down with a bucket of water.

    So, it's you crapping in the street then is it?
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,041
    Tesco's have found horsemeat in their burgers.
    Primark have found camel toe in their leggings.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Covered End said:

    Tesco's have found horsemeat in their burgers.
    Primark have found camel toe in their leggings.


    What again?
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    1st. I've just checked the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.. and they're off.......
    2nd. I always thought Tesco burgers were good.........good to soft in places
    3rd. I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!
    3rd. If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,708
    Further checks on meat on sale in Tesco have shown Welsh dna in the lamb.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,690
    Ahh come on robbo. What about my furlong one. Shirley that can squeeze into 3rd :D
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited January 2013
    And why is Shergar missing? Should be in the frame...er...Shirley.
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    March51 said:

    And why is Shergar missing?

    Apparently kidnapped.

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,708
    Robbo on the wing said:

    March51 said:

    And why is Shergar missing?

    Apparently kidnapped.

    Shot and buried in Keshcarrigan, Co Leitrim
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,064
    guinnessaddick said:

    Robbo on the wing said:

    March51 said:

    And why is Shergar missing?

    Apparently kidnapped.

    Shot and buried packaged by Tesco in Keshcarrigan, Co Leitrim
    Fixed it for you ;-)
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 913
    Robbo on the wing said:

    1st. I've just checked the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.. and they're off.......
    2nd. I always thought Tesco burgers were good.........good to soft in places
    3rd. I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!
    3rd. If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

    So 3rd is a dead meat then ?
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
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  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    daveaddick said:

    If you think tesco horse burgers are bad, you should try waitrose quarter pandas

    my new fav
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    kitchenchef said:

    Aparently they are low in fat, but high in Shergar

    Still a front runner in my book.


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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,362
    Tesco burgers with Philly cheese anyone?
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,010
    Jus bought some value range meat balls from Tescos. I have to say, they're the dogs bollox !
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Due to the closure of HMV and Blockbuster,

    you can now buy Steven Spielberg's 'War Horse'

    At the food section in Tesco's....
  • Goonerhater
    Goonerhater Posts: 12,677
    better check their ratatouille ill have the non rodent version if its poss
  • BaronPaolo
    BaronPaolo Posts: 372
    I ate some of these last yearling. Made me filly sick. A right mare.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    Tesco have launched the new Torres Burger.....

    100% Pony!
  • Fortune 82nd Minute
    Fortune 82nd Minute Posts: 8,372
    Mildly amusing

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/tesco-horse-burger-meat-hilarious-1543040
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,823
    Apparently some of the horses were molested before being put into the burgers at Tesco.

    Police are asking people who knew Jimmy Saddle to come forward.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,054
    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=473577972702458&set=a.264742240252700.65195.208672135859711&type=1&theater
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    For fucks sake...please tell me that someone has checked Tesco's 'cock-a-leeky soup'

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