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Horsemeat In Burgers: Tesco Removes Product

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  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Tesco burgers are now sold as a first course....... Horse d'Oeuvres.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    No guessing where the pie-balds turn up!
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,960
    edited January 2013
    Robbo on the wing said:

    1st. I've just checked the Tesco burgers I have in my fridge.. and they're off.......
    2nd. I always thought Tesco burgers were good.........good to soft in places
    3rd. Aparently they are low in fat, but high in Shergar

    That's the top 3? Shirely you can't be serious!
  • GreenWithEnvy
    GreenWithEnvy Posts: 1,847
    Mum's gone to Iceland. Oh hang on a minute, sorry, no she's gone to Ascot.
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,828
    BIG_ROB said:

    They're now reporting traces of horse meat in the veggie burgers!

    Are you sure it wasn't uniquorn?
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    @Callumcafc - now that my friend was top class wit! CL's veggie brigade approve :o)
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Callumcafc said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    They're now reporting traces of horse meat in the veggie burgers!

    Are you sure it wasn't uniquorn?
    I'll have a stewards to make sure
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Greenie said:

    The Veggie burgers are no better ! they are full of Uni Quorn !!!

    They're beginning to repeat on us.

  • EpsomAddick
    EpsomAddick Posts: 2,567
    Apparently, Morrissey now thinks that meat is Red Rum
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!

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  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,983
    Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,238
    I phoned tesco to get a price for their burgers. They said 14-1.
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 913
    robroy said:

    I don't know about you but these burgers have given me the Trots!

    Lame
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    I like the Tesco Horse burger but I prefer my Lidl Pony....
  • Robbo on the wing
    Robbo on the wing Posts: 4,135
    Riviera said:

    I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!

    Think this will make the top 3

  • MeebaumAzanitch
    MeebaumAzanitch Posts: 605
    Just got to say - the wise-cracks and humour in this thread is just brilliant. Have been laughing for ages!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,381
    MeebaumAzanitch said:

    Just got to say - the wise-cracks and humour in this thread is just brilliant. Have been laughing for ages!

    me too .. so much talent !!
  • CAFCElite
    CAFCElite Posts: 95
    I have eaten horse meat before...Horrible stuff!!!! Gave me the trots it did..
  • SuperCliveMendonca
    SuperCliveMendonca Posts: 913
    Robbo on the wing said:

    Riviera said:

    I was in a Tesco Café today and the woman asked me if I wanted anything on my burger? Yes, I replied, a fiver each way!

    Think this will make the top 3

    buck off will it
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,983
    I heard this only relates to those mini-burgers they do.

    You know, the horse d'oeuvres.

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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,705
    If you are into your horse meat, I'd get down tesco sharpish. Cant imagine they will be around furlong

    You having that one robbo. Come on.
  • Riviera
    Riviera Posts: 8,167
    If some of the tired, old repeated jokes on here were horses they'd be shot!
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    just cos no one got my Beauty joke, what a mare
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,983
    "Unexpected item in the bagging area".
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    this ones a Beauty, so this one and this, and this




    any better?
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Trotters Independent Burgers....... Only Fools eat Horses.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Neighver thought this would get to 3 pages of jokes
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Yup, this thread is an out and out stayer.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited January 2013
    MeebaumAzanitch said:

    Just got to say - the wise-cracks and humour in this thread is just brilliant. Have been laughing for ages!

    Thanks, it means alot!
  • masicat
    masicat Posts: 5,012
    Went to check my burgers in the freezer to see if their from Tescos. They are.....................AND THEIR OFF..
    posted without reading..

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