ium going on the saturday this year..
i was there on the friday last year... thought it was u Ketman i walked past when you were buying that little PVC number for yourself!
I Bought all my workmates their Christmas Prezzies from there last year, the looks on some of their other halves faces when the opened them at the Firm Christmas party were a picture..!
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especially when you cover them with cream and smear them over your partners body parts before eating them!
Disgusting, what a coarse individual you are. The fruits of kitchen labour and adult bedroom activity should be strongly kept apart. Not only because it is crude, there are also health and safety considerations.
And how the hell do you know what you are eating in the dark ??
If you feel your targeted prey may indulge in some 'risque comments', then i suppose a small quip seeking assistance with the raising of your fruitloaf may suffice. But i would mumble it however for fear of aghastment.
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went last year..
i was there on the friday last year... thought it was u Ketman i walked past when you were buying that little PVC number for yourself!
Erotica is over-rated. FACT. True happiness can be found in baking with a loved one.
Nothing more rewarding that sharing some home-made cookies or blueberry muffins together.
especially when you cover them with cream and smear them over your partners body parts before eating them!
Disgusting, what a coarse individual you are. The fruits of kitchen labour and adult bedroom activity should be strongly kept apart. Not only because it is crude, there are also health and safety considerations.
And how the hell do you know what you are eating in the dark ??
Surely that's all part of the fun!!
your 'humour' should of been extracted at the chopping board process.
I suppose you keep a bread roll by the side of the bed for 'cleaning the plate'
So next time I am on the pull should I try a line like 'How about coming back to mine love & baking a few muffins'
He's a dirty old man too... Is that where you get it from?!
How about "My oven is has packed in. Could I come back to yours a slide my french stick in to it?"
Just be careful or she might end up with a bun in the oven....