A man was sitting on his front porch when it started to rain. THe rain came down harder and harder and the man realized that it was a flood. So the flood waters were rising and when the water started to spill over the porch, a man in a rowboat comes by. And the man in the rowboat says, "Need any help?"
But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!" A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by. And the man inside yells, "Need any help?" But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lors'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, "Need any help?!" But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didin't you take care of me?" The Lord says, "Well, I sent ya' two rowboats and a flamin helicopter!"
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But the man said, "Nope, the Lord'll take care of me!" A few hours later, the man was standing on a chair on his front porch and another rowboat comes by.
And the man inside yells, "Need any help?"
But the man smiles and says, "Nope, the Lors'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the man is on his roof and a helicopter comes by and the pilot inside yells, "Need any help?!"
But the man just says, "Nope! The Lord'll take care of me!"
A few hours later, the flood gets to be too much for the man and he drowns. When he enters Heaven, he asks the Lord, "Lord, why didin't you take care of me?"
The Lord says, "Well, I sent ya' two rowboats and a flamin helicopter!"