... with thanks to Jona Lewie for the inspiration.
Now normally I'd wait for the Christmas thread, but I was so depressed after the Tuesday performance I needed a laugh, and this kind of wrote itself. So early Merry Christmas, all... hope you know the tune:
Hey Mr Nathan Jones spoke after the game
To say we're doing splendidly,
But reality feels quite differently,
Being battered in division three.
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough
Can we stop this tragedy?
I have watched this shite every Tuesday night,
Lost to Arsenal, now Crawley
That is why I say, oh yes yet again,
Can we stop this tragedy?
Charlie Methven sits at home
Sorting out another Luton loan,
Wish I could be cheering now
A good performance from the club I love
Wish we won at home for Christmas
Bang! That's another goal flying in our net
Scott and Rodwell sip their tea.
When I get home, post my player scores,
I'll buy tickets for the lottery.
If I win the jackpot I'll stop,
I will stop this tragedy
Wish we won at home for Christmas
Wish I could be cheering now
A good performance from the club I love,
Our new manager waits at home
I'm optimistic, but it won't last long...
Wish we won at home for Christmas
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