I severely buggered up the last timw we played the scum away. Arranged to take a barmaid out I'd been chatting up for ages that day and it crept up on me.
Dilemma, take barmaid out get rub out
Or blow barmaid out go to smellhurst and have it away with the boys.
In the end I took her down a pub in Maidstone with the game on the box and spent the whole time looking over her shoulder with an eye on the stevie, it was like the bud advert. 'You're such a good listener'
I ruined everything when Deano saved Johnsons penalty and she sussed I hadn't been listening to a word she had been saying. Shows how much shit some people talk I suppose. Ended the evening having a tear up with a group of Palace after Denise scored and beiong thrown out of the place. Still got the ride though so I think the day could be considered a result all round!
Don't come the innocent with me - LoOkOuT (or however the random capitalisation works nowadays!) told someone off for this just the other day. If you paid more attention then maybe you wouldn't have gotten yourself in trouble. Your post is now available in full four times on this page - do you think that's a worthwhile use of kilobytes? Hmmmmm?
Lunchtime detention for a week.....with no Charlton Life.
[cite]Posted By: Charlton Dan[/cite]
"Before you go to football on Saturday, do you fancy popping up to Ikea and getting that new bed we've been talking about buying?"
I've got an IKEA Billy Bookcase which will probably convert into a bed, if that helps? You can have it if you want.
I have never been out with an FPO, one of the first things to establish is that Saturday afternoons are sacrosanct. Mrs. Algarve became a season ticket holder soon after we met, and even fitted in a game on her own a couple of seasons ago when she went back to the UK for a funeral without me.
[cite]Posted By: lancashire lad[/cite]For us oldens what's an FPO ?
That is WSS's filing system for all the women in his life. To translate: F = Female, P = "P" group (max 26), O = Lady no. 15 in the "P" group. Therefore he is referring to female number 405 from his harem - they don't like being referred to as numbers though, hence the system.
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I don't think Medders wants to join mine and Ollies club :-(
I referred her to www.cafc.co.uk/fixtures
No further questions.
Dilemma, take barmaid out get rub out
Or blow barmaid out go to smellhurst and have it away with the boys.
In the end I took her down a pub in Maidstone with the game on the box and spent the whole time looking over her shoulder with an eye on the stevie, it was like the bud advert. 'You're such a good listener'
I ruined everything when Deano saved Johnsons penalty and she sussed I hadn't been listening to a word she had been saying. Shows how much shit some people talk I suppose. Ended the evening having a tear up with a group of Palace after Denise scored and beiong thrown out of the place. Still got the ride though so I think the day could be considered a result all round!
"Before you go to football on Saturday, do you fancy popping up to Ikea and getting that new bed we've been talking about buying?"
"What time does Ikea open?" I replied
"Well I was thinking we could go to Thurrock for middayish. Then I could drop you at the game in time for kick off"
"Eeeeerrrrrm. Love! Its the 1st game of the season. I'm going for a few beers beforehand."
"FINE"
Positive from all this: At least I got some piece and quiet last night and didn't spend the 17th evening on the trot talking about wedding bollocks
The only defence I found was to talk about your Stag Do(s) and the planning there of. Shame that defence ended three weeks before the big day
Fun Prevention Officer
Fun Prevention Officer AKA wife, g/f, significant other.....
A phrase coined by the Barnhurst Massive I believe. 1905 was the first one I think....
You're going to get done for using up all that space quoting each other back....
Fun Prevention Officer AKA wife, g/f, significant other.....
A phrase coined by the Barnhurst Massive I believe. 1905 was the first one I think....[/quote]
Think it was originally Kronie or his bruv.
I don't know what you're talking about ;-)
Lunchtime detention for a week.....with no Charlton Life.
I also left an apple on your desk and took the liberty of finding out what next weeks homework was going to be and have done that in advance.
I've got an IKEA Billy Bookcase which will probably convert into a bed, if that helps? You can have it if you want.
Snitch!! Bumlicker!! Teachers Pet!!
If they don't understand, don't marry 'em...
[;))
That is WSS's filing system for all the women in his life. To translate: F = Female, P = "P" group (max 26), O = Lady no. 15 in the "P" group. Therefore he is referring to female number 405 from his harem - they don't like being referred to as numbers though, hence the system.