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Strange questions in questionnaires.

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How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?

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    lordromfordlordromford
    edited May 2023
    Maybe if you only remember ever having a missing leg, but aren’t aware whether you were born that way or had surgery when you were very young.
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Who the hell would answer with "Do not know"... Surely you'd know if you're missing something
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    GribboGribbo
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Gribbo said:
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
    We’re you legless at the time?
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    MrWalkerMrWalker
    thai malaysia addick said:
    Gribbo said:
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
    We’re you legless at the time?
    That's left him stumped.
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Perhaps the club should use this when looking for players.
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    ShootersHillGuruShootersHillGuru
    The bigger concern is that presumably a group of people sat down and planned this out and then someone signed it off. Bring on AI I say. 
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    addick19addick19
    Dumbest question has to be asking a 70 year-old man if he's pregnant!
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    MrWalker said:
    It's catering for people who are lack toes intolerant.
    Give this man a round of applause. 
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    cafcfancafcfan
    The most bonkers thing is having the answer "no" above the other options. How would you know that was the right answer until you'd read the other ones first?
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Gribbo said:
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
    It didn’t help it was an electric kettle.
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    addick19 said:
    Dumbest question has to be asking a 70 year-old man if he's pregnant!
    Well, obviously he couldn’t be pregnant at 70.
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    How would Johnnie Jackson have answered this question when his legs had gone?
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    seth plumseth plum
    You might have had surgery as a baby to remove a toe, but during the process the surgeon decided to save it instead.
    That might explain the do not know.
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    redlaneredredlanered
    Maybe someone has woken up, noticed a couple of toes missing, but wasn't sure if this was surgery, or whether they were chewed off by a tiger?  Security in some hospitals is not that great...
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    SporadicAddickSporadicAddick
    AddicksAddict said:
    addick19 said:
    Dumbest question has to be asking a 70 year-old man if he's pregnant!
    Well, obviously he couldn’t be pregnant at 70.
    If “he” identified themselves as a 70 year old man, but that wasn’t the gender assigned at birth, and taking into account their lived experience, it’s perfectly possible for a 70 year old man to be pregnant, and if you disagree then you need to wake up.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    T’is but a mere scratch 
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    eastterrace6168eastterrace6168
    edited May 2023
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njK6zQp2Fdk
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    eastterrace6168 said:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njK6zQp2Fdk
    Pure genius. 
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