Job Advert: Song Writer Needed!

ns_eb_rj_s?

Song Writer Needed for Small club in South London. Songs must include a min of 1 swear word per verse and at least 1 dig at another team IE M'wall or Scum. Players songs are needed most. If you can beat the Andy Hunt Song, you're on to a Winner.

_MrDick

To the tune of Gary Glitter's 'it's good to be back'

Hello, Hello Omar Pouso, Omar Pouso

Hello, Hello Omar Pouso, Omar Pouso

(Repeat over and over again)

_MrDick

He’s fat, He’s round, He cost three million pounds…Andy Reid, Andy Reid

He’s fat, He’s round, He cost three million pounds…Andy Reid, Andy Reid


Leading onto…(Tune to ‘coming round the mountain’)


If it wasn’t for his belly he’d be slim

If it wasn’t for his belly he’d be slim

If it wasn’t for his belly, wasn’t for his belly, wasn’t for his belly he’d be slim


Singing…Bring on the pasties and the pies

Singing…Bring on the pasties and the pies

Singing…Bring on the pasties, Bring on the pasties, Bring on the pasties and the pies and the pies

Curb_It

liked the pouso one.

ns_eb_rj_s?

I liked McMoist's song, I dont think Pouso would understand!

AFKABartram

i'm always coming up with silly tunes in my head (see the Darren Bent one in the blog).

My favourite was to the tune of Delilah

One April day, we played Palace away, we were champions
Onto the pitch come that stupid bitch and we roared
We are the Charlton
We stood and we sang that we never shall play you no more

Why, why why we're Charlton
Why, why why, we're Charlton
So before, we went on our premiership tour
We stood and we sang that we never, shall play you no more

Henry Irving

Cooking with Gas today Valley McCoist.

Would be good to have a song for every player.

With yours plus Jerome, Darren, JFH, Dennis, Diawara & Herman.TEK how many are left.

Kish, Faye, Marcus, Luke, Traore

F-Blocker

Traore is interchangeable with Diawarra on the old Volare/Jorge Costa tune

Solidgone

Red Army..clap clap clap.....Red Army.....clap clap clap etc

Ketman

I am crap at making up songs so will be offering ....well nothing. Although was gonna suggest ' W*nkers W*nkers W*nkers' to be aimed at our team as a whole if they get beat Saturday !

ns_eb_rj_s?

I agree ketman, I have a real problem applauding the team after they have just lost. Arsenal game was an exception.

Salad

To the tune of GO WEST! by the Pet Shop Boys (or vice versa)

LUKE YOUNG, England's number two
LUKE YOUNG, England's number two
LUKE YOUNG, England's number two

Salad

Actually can do it with more lyrics (not that it'd stand a chance)

(Luke Young) England's number two
(Luke Young) Stone thinks he's poo
(Luke Young) Putting Benty through
(Luke Young) This is what he's gonna do

(Luke Young, this is what he's gonna do, Luke Young)


Willing to listen to alternatives for line 2!

eg. (Luke Young) Giant Kangaroo