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Short man syndrome
Dave2l
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Has anyone noticed, perhaps in a workplace, that short men tend to be randomly unnecessarily aggressive and always a little bit on the edge? It kind of comes out of nowhere. I remember one of them randomly just shouting.
It's kind of like they feel a desperate need to give off the impression that they are hard.
Apparently it is actually an evolutionary trait.
Lionel messi is a chilled secure short bloke. They should all be looking up to him (assuming they are a bit shorter than messi)
There's nothing wrong with being short. Just watch lord of the rings, the hobbit, have a beer and don't support Charlton.
It's kind of like they feel a desperate need to give off the impression that they are hard.
Apparently it is actually an evolutionary trait.
Lionel messi is a chilled secure short bloke. They should all be looking up to him (assuming they are a bit shorter than messi)
There's nothing wrong with being short. Just watch lord of the rings, the hobbit, have a beer and don't support Charlton.
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I'm 6'4" so probably get small man syndrome from most people
One boss can get right stroppy when I don't have a Preview written up etc. so always presumed its something like that5 -
What a weird thread. (5ft 9" before you ask, that is officially above the global average of 5ft 7.5")2
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One thing we can't accuse Ryan Inniss of this evening0
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supporting the Addicks is sending some of us right round the double bend .. any distraction will doDazzler21 said:What a weird thread. (5ft 9" before you ask, that is officially above the global average of 5ft 7.5")1 -
I take comfort from being a strapping 6 footer and for having more than the average number of limbs for a human0
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You should try going out for a beer with Elfs.Dave2l said:Has anyone noticed, perhaps in a workplace, that short men tend to be randomly unnecessarily aggressive and always a little bit on the edge? It kind of comes out of nowhere. I remember one of them randomly just shouting.
It's kind of like they feel a desperate need to give off the impression that they are hard.
Apparently it is actually an evolutionary trait.
Lionel messi is a chilled secure short bloke. They should all be looking up to him (assuming they are a bit shorter than messi)
There's nothing wrong with being short. Just watch lord of the rings, the hobbit, have a beer and don't support Charlton.3 -
I wonder if other clubs’ forums have such weird topics/posters or it’s just us.7
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What’s the weather like up there lurch?ForeverAddickted said:I'm 6'4" so probably get small man syndrome from most people
One boss can get right stroppy when I don't have a Preview written up etc. so always presumed its something like that2 -
Love you lots.clb74 said:
You should try going out for a beer with Elfs.Dave2l said:Has anyone noticed, perhaps in a workplace, that short men tend to be randomly unnecessarily aggressive and always a little bit on the edge? It kind of comes out of nowhere. I remember one of them randomly just shouting.
It's kind of like they feel a desperate need to give off the impression that they are hard.
Apparently it is actually an evolutionary trait.
Lionel messi is a chilled secure short bloke. They should all be looking up to him (assuming they are a bit shorter than messi)
There's nothing wrong with being short. Just watch lord of the rings, the hobbit, have a beer and don't support Charlton.0 -
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Bit of snow, but otherwise all good - Just annoying having all the short people sniffing my arseR0TW said:
What’s the weather like up their lurch?ForeverAddickted said:I'm 6'4" so probably get small man syndrome from most people
One boss can get right stroppy when I don't have a Preview written up etc. so always presumed its something like that2 -
Did you swap a lung for an arm on a drunken night out?MrOneLung said:I take comfort from being a strapping 6 footer and for having more than the average number of limbs for a human1 -
Nah I think its just us...JaShea99 said:I wonder if other clubs’ forums have such weird topics/posters or it’s just us.
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ForeverAddickted said:
Nah I think its just us...JaShea99 said:I wonder if other clubs’ forums have such weird topics/posters or it’s just us.The poor boy in the black top, short and supports 'them' . He has no chance in life.1 -
Dave2l said:Has anyone noticed, perhaps in a workplace, that short men tend to be randomly unnecessarily aggressive and always a little bit on the edge? It kind of comes out of nowhere. I remember one of them randomly just shouting.
It's kind of like they feel a desperate need to give off the impression that they are hard.
Apparently it is actually an evolutionary trait.
Lionel messi is a chilled secure short bloke. They should all be looking up to him (assuming they are a bit shorter than messi)
There's nothing wrong with being short. Just watch lord of the rings, the hobbit, have a beer and don't support Charlton.
It's usually known as Napoleon syndrome after Napoleon Bonaparte.
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Warwick Davis seems like a nice guy1
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SamB09 said:Warwick Davis seems like a nice guy
He is a nice guy yeh but he's not short, he's a midget.
This particular discussion is a bit unusual but it's down to short people I've recently met in a working environment and they have anger issues.
I put short 2 and 2 together and got 4foot 12
If you Google short man syndrome, you will find out that it is actually a genuine psychological difficulty.
There is nothing wrong with being short.
It's just the short person may believe there is something wrong and they can often express it.
I don't think short man syndrome is a problem for every shortish individual.
It's just every now and again you may meet an angry short Scott parker1 -
It’s no wonder short people get angry if you call them midgets. That’s seen a derogatory wordDave2l said:SamB09 said:Warwick Davis seems like a nice guy
He is a nice guy yeh but he's not short, he's a midget.
This particular discussion is a bit unusual but it's down to short people I've recently met in a working environment and they have anger issues.
I put short 2 and 2 together and got 4foot 12
If you Google short man syndrome, you will find out that it is actually a genuine psychological difficulty.
There is nothing wrong with being short.
It's just the short person may believe there is something wrong and they can often express it.
I don't think short man syndrome is a problem for every shortish individual.
It's just every now and again you may meet an angry short Scott parker4 -
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Tell em too grow up0
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In his prime, Chris Solly was better than John Terry
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It's about time the mods on here banned everyone under 5 foot 8.
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Bedsaddick said:
It’s no wonder short people get angry if you call them midgets. That’s seen a derogatory wordDave2l said:SamB09 said:Warwick Davis seems like a nice guy
He is a nice guy yeh but he's not short, he's a midget.
This particular discussion is a bit unusual but it's down to short people I've recently met in a working environment and they have anger issues.
I put short 2 and 2 together and got 4foot 12
If you Google short man syndrome, you will find out that it is actually a genuine psychological difficulty.
There is nothing wrong with being short.
It's just the short person may believe there is something wrong and they can often express it.
I don't think short man syndrome is a problem for every shortish individual.
It's just every now and again you may meet an angry short Scott parker
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In a previous role (nearly 40 years ago so really previous!) the CEO was about 5'. His office desk was huge with a boardroom table coming off it at 90 degrees - and somewhat lower. All the chairs were low and his big chair was high - and when you looked under the table you could see his feet dangling about 2 feet off the ground. He was a horrible little shit!Still, it was the workplace (Pearce Signs in New Cross) where I met my missus, so not all bad.P.S. I hasten to add that I'm 5'10" so totally agree with Blackpool!3
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That's a bit sexist!blackpool72 said:It's about time the mods on here banned everyone under 5 foot 8.
(Average height for UK women is 164.3cm, or 5' 4.7")0 -
Fucking hell, I'm not even the average size for a womanN01R4M said:
That's a bit sexist!blackpool72 said:It's about time the mods on here banned everyone under 5 foot 8.
(Average height for UK women is 164.3cm, or 5' 4.7")
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I try and borrow money off them.
But they're always a bit short.
Or in a rut.0 -
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a big round of applause for Warwick Davis……not the smallest man in the world…….but fucking close.0
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I was expecting this thread to be about Jack Payne 1
