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The Dutch Reach: what is it? Wrong answers only

Please explain what the Dutch Reach is - introduced as a compulsory measure today - but wrong answers only. 

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  • It's the action you do when the guy to your right is about to Pass the Dutchie 'pon the left hand side
  • How far your Netherlands go.
  • A rusty trombone in Amsterdam
  • A rusty trombone in Amsterdam
    Has @DaveMehmet hacked your account?
  • When you use your opposite hand to make it feel like someone else is doing it..... 
  • something that costs 10 euros. is it worth it? well, lets just say that after 20 you get one on the house. And i have had many on the house. 
  • Like a Dutch Rudder but further away?
  • its the Dutch tribute band to Depeche Mode. 
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  • As far up the Medway as they could get before Steve Evans appeared and shouted obscenities at them.
  • It refers to the action where both the male and female diner put their hands out to take the bill from the waiter at the end of a meal as a signal payment will be shared
  • Coined in 2006, after Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink's Charlton shorts, it's a technical term to denote objects of substantial circumference. 


  • When you yank the bed covers over your partner's head before administering a Dutch Oven
  • edited January 29
    It is a darting term. It relates to the distance from the oche from he tip of the dart before it is thrown by a player from the Netherlands such as Michael Van Gerwin or Raymond van Barneveld.
  • edited January 29
    I've heard that it's when you use a clog to dislocate your own shoulder, so you get better reach to fist yourself.
  • It's the term used for removing a Dutch cap.
  • It is using the hand furthest from the door to open it. Fine if you are mobile and  in summer wear. Impossible if in winter wear and are old and /or immobile. Therefore quite ridiculous.  
    The new code encourages random Jay walking and absolves all pedestrian from blame , even when struck by cyclists who of course never obey the highway  code. Expect more rear end shunts because of motorists further back being confronted with sudden stops they can't predict because  they can't see that far down a line of traffic. 

  • It is using the hand furthest from the door to open it. Fine if you are mobile and  in summer wear. Impossible if in winter wear and are old and /or immobile. Therefore quite ridiculous.  
    The new code encourages random Jay walking and absolves all pedestrian from blame , even when struck by cyclists who of course never obey the highway  code. Expect more rear end shunts because of motorists further back being confronted with sudden stops they can't predict because  they can't see that far down a line of traffic. 

    PS, the whole idea seems wrong headed, hence my explanation. 
  • It is using the hand furthest from the door to open it. Fine if you are mobile and  in summer wear. Impossible if in winter wear and are old and /or immobile. Therefore quite ridiculous.  
    The new code encourages random Jay walking and absolves all pedestrian from blame , even when struck by cyclists who of course never obey the highway  code. Expect more rear end shunts because of motorists further back being confronted with sudden stops they can't predict because  they can't see that far down a line of traffic. 

    Ahhh, so it’s the year you last had a laugh.
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  • It is using the hand furthest from the door to open it. Fine if you are mobile and  in summer wear. Impossible if in winter wear and are old and /or immobile. Therefore quite ridiculous.  
    The new code encourages random Jay walking and absolves all pedestrian from blame , even when struck by cyclists who of course never obey the highway  code. Expect more rear end shunts because of motorists further back being confronted with sudden stops they can't predict because  they can't see that far down a line of traffic. 

    Two answers. One thread.

    no waste, no mucking about. I Like your style. 
  • It’s at times like this that we most miss @Addickted
    I am left wondering what amusing stuff he might have come out with…..a thread tailor made for him. 🥺
  • Is it a measurement of effort one takes when reading a Forum thread title?
  • Ik heb de aantwoord, maar moet het niet zeggen.
  •  Cricket term for just after when a fielder takes a catch and throws the ball up to celebrate. Coined for those where the ball gets very high very quickly. 

    “He’s got a Dutch Reach on him, that lad”. 
  • It is using the hand furthest from the door to open it. Fine if you are mobile and  in summer wear. Impossible if in winter wear and are old and /or immobile. Therefore quite ridiculous.  
    The new code encourages random Jay walking and absolves all pedestrian from blame , even when struck by cyclists who of course never obey the highway  code. Expect more rear end shunts because of motorists further back being confronted with sudden stops they can't predict because  they can't see that far down a line of traffic. 

    Ahhh, so it’s the year you last had a laugh.
    I should  see someone if I were you. Strange remark with no connection to my post save in your own head. Do you hear voices.
  • Dutch Reach - a meta term describing a failed attempt to say something funny about the term itself.

    ”Kiwivalley just Dutch Reached”
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