Footballers who don’t look like footballers

SoundAsa£

Ralph Coates…..maybe someone could do me a favour and put up a photo of the poor chap? 🥺

bazjonster

kentaddick said:

North Lower Neil said:

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

Quite normal looking now:



Poor bloke just played for the biggest club in the country at the time during a very awkward teenage phase!

think he's had a lot of work done since his man utd days. 

Making you suddenly feel a bit insecure mate, is he?

BR7_addick

Myself and my brother in law for years have claimed Brett Pitman looks like a very normal man.  

Someone who has at least 3 kids and is often dragged round IKEA of a weekend by his wife and gets the hump being stuck in traffic, more of an IT support specialist than a goal scoring professional footballer.

 

iainment

SoundAsa£ said:

Ralph Coates…..maybe someone could do me a favour and put up a photo of the poor chap? 🥺

Very good player though. 

Cafc43v3r

SoundAsa£ said:

Ralph Coates…..maybe someone could do me a favour and put up a photo of the poor chap? 🥺

North Lower Neil

I'm sad the combover has died out, always funny.

Carter

Jimmy Case, Gordon Cowan, Attilo Lombardo 

North Lower Neil

Charlie Adam looks like a random brickie.

cafcfan

This bloke never really did either

Cafc43v3r

North Lower Neil said:

Charlie Adam looks like a random brickie.

CharltonMadrid

Peter Beardsley.

Cafc43v3r

CharltonMadrid said:

Peter Beardsley.

Giving Alan Pardew a mid game piggie back

JaShea99

kentaddick said:

North Lower Neil said:

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

Quite normal looking now:



Poor bloke just played for the biggest club in the country at the time during a very awkward teenage phase!

think he's had a lot of work done since his man utd days. 

Hair transplant?

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Cafc43v3r said:

I love this man.  Undr the Cosh podcast is brilliant.
 

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

aitchyaddick

Robert Lewandowski: not ugly or funny looking, just very ordinary. No tattoos, no silly haircut. Probably doesn't drive a Land-rover either! But a great player and goalscorer.