My disappointed green fingered parents have been weeding my garden all day to make a point. If their point is that with some garden help I have far more time to drink beer, it’s a point well made.
My mum gave me that look on Christmas day, no words just that look of disgust and disappointment, when I referred to the very large black pudding in the fridge as big Barry's cock, then proceeded to pretend it was such.
When i was 7 (a long long time ago!) my elder brother shot me in the leg with a gat gun. I rushed in from the garden to tell my Mum. I got a clip from her for getting in the way of my brother, a clip from my Dad for being a snitch, and a clip from my brother for dropping him in it! My Nan pulled the dart out with my Grandads needle nose pliers and told me to stop crying or she would give me something to cry about! Happy days the '60s
Agree with AFKA got told by my wife and son Christmas Day it’s getting late and you’re meant to be calming the grandkids down not getting them more excited
My mum gave me that look on Christmas day, no words just that look of disgust and disappointment, when I referred to the very large black pudding in the fridge as big Barry's cock, then proceeded to pretend it was such.
What, dialled 999 and said “I’ve found someone’s mutilated genitalia in my fridge”?
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I rushed in from the garden to tell my Mum. I got a clip from her for getting in the way of my brother, a clip from my Dad for being a snitch, and a clip from my brother for dropping him in it!
My Nan pulled the dart out with my Grandads needle nose pliers and told me to stop crying or she would give me something to cry about!
Happy days the '60s
i didn’t know she was Grandad’s favourite.