Where is Faye ?

pete_tong1

Is he injured ? Hasnt featured in any of the friendlies.

Salad

... helping police with their inquiries?

AFKABartram

He's grassed on Souey and is currently under the witness protection scheme, and being housed in a safe house in Hove (but don't tell Souey)

PassItToLeaburn

It's a little known fact that Ben Thatcher actually employs a band of comedy football characters that he introduces into teams to bring a bit of fun back into the game (he feels like he owes the game that).

Who can forget the hijinx when his original joke Carlton Palmer actually got an England call up?

Anyway, Thatcher had to let Faye go as he just wasn't funny any more. (Faye now works as a Polish construction worker helping to build a block of 'luxury' apartments in Thamesmead for which the developer has no planning permission and for which there is a high risk of subsidence).

Ledge

who the hell cares

No.1 in South London

He is still exploring his options .................... was seen trialing with Plumstead Heath second XI on Woolwich Common last Sunday.

Off_it

[cite]Posted By: No.1 in South London[/cite]He is still exploring his options .................... was seen trialing with Plumstead Heath second XI on Woolwich Common last Sunday.

Wasn't Hillsys Up looking for players? Then again, I think he was after people that could actually play a bit!

Weegie Addick

So if his transfer from Portsmouth to Newcastle was dodgy, can we claim our money back??