Carter and Carlsberg to Charltonbabes in an audacious £2.75 swoop.
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Charltonlife magnate AFKA Bartram said.
'We'll miss them, but at the end of the day we can't hold back talent like this and the offer of £2.75 was too much to turn down. The money rasied from the sale of these two rising stars will be ploughed back into the further development of Charltonlife and will help fund an approach for Frankie Valley'.
In a new twist, A la David Unsworth, Carter has returned to Charltonlife as he realised their was no such site as Charltonbabes and upon realising his mistake attempted to talk his way to a move to the actual site CAFCbabes but was turned away and refused a trial due to his discipline record and rumours of 'splitting'.
This leaves him in no-mans land with only a matter of minutes before his boss turns up and works out that the furious hammering he has been given his, ahem, keyboard was of no gain to his employers at all and merely a witless attempt of humour to liven his dullard day.
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More payable dependent on future postings and log ons.
Charltonlife magnate AFKA Bartram said.
'We'll miss them, but at the end of the day we can't hold back talent like this and the offer of £2.75 was too much to turn down. The money rasied from the sale of these two rising stars will be ploughed back into the further development of Charltonlife and will help fund an approach for Frankie Valley'.
This leaves him in no-mans land with only a matter of minutes before his boss turns up and works out that the furious hammering he has been given his, ahem, keyboard was of no gain to his employers at all and merely a witless attempt of humour to liven his dullard day.