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Marcus Maddison - 20 months jail for GBH (p77)

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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    toilet seat rim too thin , if you're spending hours on the bog thats gonna give you pins and needles and numbness

    also it's far too close to the bath,  so you can't widen your legs for a good squeeze out
    and that swinging shower window needs fucking right off
    and I don't like a bog roll holder behind me ,  too much twisting 

    no thanks to that accommodation


    I love that you’ve called it a shower window. I think I’m going to call it that from now on. Cheers
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    Tbh he really does have awful tattoos and I love tattoos. 
  • LonelyNorthernAddick
    LonelyNorthernAddick Posts: 2,423
    edited February 2021
    Looks aside - Not a very good self-endorsement that he's celebrating being out of shape as a professional footballer. 
  • mendonca
    mendonca Posts: 9,405
    Oh Marcus, you are quite boring really. 
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    I know we’ve done the ‘tattoos look ridiculous’/‘what does that have to do with his footballing ability?’ and ‘that will look a mess when he’s older’/‘who cares? He wont be playing for us when he’s older’ stuff to death, but football aside, objectively, does anyone honestly think they look good? Genuinely interested to know.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    Christ this bloke is a troubled soul. Just concentrate on not wasting your talent and do the job you are paid to do FFS. 
  • robroy
    robroy Posts: 4,426
    JaShea99 said:
    I know we’ve done the ‘tattoos look ridiculous’/‘what does that have to do with his footballing ability?’ and ‘that will look a mess when he’s older’/‘who cares? He wont be playing for us when he’s older’ stuff to death, but football aside, objectively, does anyone honestly think they look good? Genuinely interested to know.
    I’m a big fan of tattoos and I think these are up there with some of the worst I have ever seen. 

    The nipple bars too 🤢🤮
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I'll never criticise someone's tattoos. They're their own choices. If they regret them one day, that's on them.

    We don't know the meaning of any of his tattoos so best not to judge them. They could just be things he thought were cool or they could be meaningful reminders for him.

    He's affirmed his narcissism more than once. In spite of his flaws I am hoping he can get his head back in the game and save what career he has left. I am sick of seeing people with ridiculous talent waste it.
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    Wonder if he's got space somewhere for a little tattoo of himself, with all the tattoos, which in itself would have a tiny tattoo of himself, ad infinitum, until he disappears up his own arse.
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    Dazzler21 said:
    I'll never criticise someone's tattoos. They're their own choices. If they regret them one day, that's on them.

    We don't know the meaning of any of his tattoos so best not to judge them. They could just be things he thought were cool or they could be meaningful reminders for him.

    He's affirmed his narcissism more than once. In spite of his flaws I am hoping he can get his head back in the game and save what career he has left. I am sick of seeing people with ridiculous talent waste it.
    Marcus must have a shite memory!
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    Dazzler21 said:
    I'll never criticise someone's tattoos. They're their own choices. If they regret them one day, that's on them.

    We don't know the meaning of any of his tattoos so best not to judge them. They could just be things he thought were cool or they could be meaningful reminders for him.

    He's affirmed his narcissism more than once. In spite of his flaws I am hoping he can get his head back in the game and save what career he has left. I am sick of seeing people with ridiculous talent waste it.
    Ah for sure, but for someone that owns a tattoo parlour.. hes not curated his skin very well. 90% of what you see is filler patterns
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,918
    JaShea99 said:
    I know we’ve done the ‘tattoos look ridiculous’/‘what does that have to do with his footballing ability?’ and ‘that will look a mess when he’s older’/‘who cares? He wont be playing for us when he’s older’ stuff to death, but football aside, objectively, does anyone honestly think they look good? Genuinely interested to know.
    Good tattoos are works of art and can survive the test of time if looked after well. 
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Me, me, me, me, me, me............
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    edited February 2021
    shine166 said:
    Dazzler21 said:
    I'll never criticise someone's tattoos. They're their own choices. If they regret them one day, that's on them.

    We don't know the meaning of any of his tattoos so best not to judge them. They could just be things he thought were cool or they could be meaningful reminders for him.

    He's affirmed his narcissism more than once. In spite of his flaws I am hoping he can get his head back in the game and save what career he has left. I am sick of seeing people with ridiculous talent waste it.
    Ah for sure, but for someone that owns a tattoo parlour.. hes not curated his skin very well. 90% of what you see is filler patterns
    Yeah from that angle I agree, maybe it's to show his head is in the clouds. 
  • I defiantly do not have a canoe in my pocket for that look !!
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I defiantly do not have a canoe in my pocket for that look !!
     Why were you so defiant against having a canoe in your pocket? 
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    Christ this bloke is a troubled soul. Just concentrate on not wasting your talent and do the job you are paid to do FFS. 
    He doesn't come across as very bright either, does he?

    Do you reckon his IQ matches his shirt number?


  • I think it's safe to say he aint't gonna be as good a footballer as Beckham and as big a style icon either. Sometimes less really is more!
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  • Don’t get me started on leaving the toilet seat up!
    Mark my words, leaving the seat up you’ll always be skint!
    That Gucci man bag is probably from Turkey.
  • bigstemarra
    bigstemarra Posts: 5,098
    What a tool.
  • What a tool.
    I can't see it , the writing's in front of it
  • Don’t get me started on leaving the toilet seat up!
    Mark my words, leaving the seat up you’ll always be skint!
    That Gucci man bag is probably from Turkey.
    So they could be original then...my wife paid £20 for a Louìs Vitton bag. The originals were made in another factory not far from the non original bags. That was in 2005. The bag is still fine. 
    My wife says a lot of 'designer's label bags are made in the far east or places like Turkey. 
    They may well be BUT if it wasn’t bought from Gucci it will always be a fake.
    I’ve never bought either as most designer gear looks naff imho, even the real stuff looks fake 🤷‍♀️
  • ButtleJR
    ButtleJR Posts: 1,586
    Scoham said:

    worst thing about this, is it's cut from a photo of him playing with his baby daughter...🤦‍♂️
  • ButtleJR
    ButtleJR Posts: 1,586
    edited February 2021
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  • ButtleJR said:
    Scoham said:

    worst thing about this, is it's cut from a photo of him playing with his baby daughter...🤦‍♂️
    The birds he has been with have not squirted with excitement, they are pissing themselves laughing.

    Geezer is a state, end of.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,628
    Too much lockdown time re-watching Momento. 
  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 22,525
    edited February 2021
    So, welcome to the new "Lets take the piss out of " thread, bored with Taylor now
    but fortunately up pops another welcome participant Maddison..
    Funny that they are so in love with themselves they think that they have to share
    it all around looking for attention, thing is when you reach the bottom stop digging!

  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,290
    So, welcome to the new "Lets take the piss out of " thread, bored with Taylor now
    but fortunately up pops another welcome participant Maddison..
    Funny that they are so in love with themselves they think that they have to share
    it all around looking for attention.

    Indeed, to paraphrase that great expression “better to say nothing and people think you’re a fool, than to speak and leave them in no doubt”

    A rule many would do well to follow...