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Gallen / Sandgaard CAPTION COMPETITION

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    AndyGAndyG
    So Steve how do we get players that can score like that ? Well Thomas it's like this, if you have your cheque book on you write one out for £60m 
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    The Prince-e-Paul said:
    Gallen: We had three decent spells of possession in the second half.

    Sandgaard: Yes, Steve, that was Pillips picking up the ball in the back of his net. 


    Sandgaard: How much would it cost for me to compile a squad capable of beating Millwall?

    Gallen: Hmmmm. Have you thought of taking up fisting?

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    Six-a-bag-of-nutsSix-a-bag-of-nuts
    SG: Look what you can pick up for a pound
    TS: The players or the club?
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    AndyGAndyG
    TS; so Steve when do I get my CAFC badge ? You know the one that says " I support CAFC I'm a certified deranged mental fruit loop "
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    RedChaserRedChaser
    TS: Would you like me to have a word with Simonsen, Rommedahl and Jensen to see if they fancy coming out of retirement Steve?
    SG: Patience boss, Rome wasn't built in a day.............Oh hang on a minute, I can do this.
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    Athletico CharltonAthletico Charlton
    edited August 2020
    Gallen: "Why Charlton, Thomas?"

    TS: "Because I like a challenge and they have the potential to be the best team in England".

    Gallen: "ok".

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    StreekDerekStreekDerek
    TS - Steve there’s a great goalkeeper you should have a look at ....Yohann Thuram-Ulien


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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    TS: Steve, Whats Berne Ecclestone doing here?
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    AlwaysneilAlwaysneil
    TS: This is not impressive football Steve, how much do you need?

    SG: Try injecting capital into CAFC Ltd to buy the Valley and Sparrows Lane off duchatelet for £50m and then buying it off CAFC Ltd for £250m boss. We need a Massive injection of funds. 
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    TS "So the Premiership side has to play in pyjamas?"
    SG "Yes"
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    RodneyCharltonTrottaRodneyCharltonTrotta
    edited August 2020
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    charente addickcharente addick
    edited August 2020
    TS: (in an excited Scandinavian accent) Hey Steve, I’ve got a great song for the fans to sing...
    SG: Maybe later guv, I want to watch the game
    TS: No, it’s good...We all came down to Selhurst on the Thornton Heath shoreline...
    SG: ...Please boss I need to assess the players..
    TS: ....To play football on a budget, we didn’t have much time..
    SG: (looking bored)...yeah, very good but...
    TS: ....some stupid with a sponge foot shot the ball in the ground...
    SG: ....please, I’m begging you....
    TS:(to a crescendo)...Bowyer in the dug out, Gallen in the Stands...
    SG:...just shut the fuck up will you!!!
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    paulie8290paulie8290
    SG-What's the odds that some idiot turns this into a caption competition on CharltonLife

    TS-What's CharltonLife

    SG-Only the best and number 1 Charlton forum

    TS-I thought that was into the valley

    SG-F*** Off back home, we dont want you here

    LM and OG in earshot of this cheer
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    valleynick66valleynick66
    TS: yes, you heard me correctly. I said money. I will let you buy someone with real money. 

    Now close your mouth, stop looking surprised and find me a team. 
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    ScohamScoham

    SG: Going Go-Karting at the weekend with the lads. 

    TS: Oh yeah, what down Super Karts? 

    SG: Mhm 

    TS: You any good? 

    SG: Came first, last time I went. Eight minutes fifty one, got a certificate. 

    TS: Yeah well i went down the first day it opened right? I did a couple of laps, I pulled over. The bloke that runs the thing came over and said ‘Oi no professionals’. I took my helmet off and said ‘I’m not a professional’. He said ‘You’re not a professional?’ I said ‘No’ he said ‘Well you should be, if i was you i’d take up formula one and if you drive like that you’ll be the best in the country’. I said i'm not interested, i'm making shit loads out of medical devices. 

    SG: Have you ever had a go at speedway? 

    TS: Have you? 

    SG: Yep. 

    TS: Alright, well i was doing it once and um. I was bombing it round and some idiot and left a ramp thing out. I could see the people going ‘Oh my god, if that guy hits that ramp going at that speed he is definitely dead’ I hit the ramp, i took off in the air. I turned over in the air and they were going ‘well he is definitely dead now.’ I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said ‘What were you worried about?’ 


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    No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    TS: This stadium is from outer space
    SG: Yep, no farking atmosphere 
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    How many signings!
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    ChunesChunes
    Sandgaard: Chris Parkes told me I have big shoes to fill.
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