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Gallen / Sandgaard CAPTION COMPETITION

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  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    Barlow: So Steve, Take That are a few Members short these days... Fancy a career change?
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,963
    Sandgaard, hope a photo of us don’t get put on charltonlife, phone won’t stop pinging all night.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,688
    'Sandgaard' to gallen.

    Everything changes but you.
  • AndyG
    AndyG Posts: 5,919
    So Steve how do we get players that can score like that ? Well Thomas it's like this, if you have your cheque book on you write one out for £60m 
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,693
    Gallen......."No Thomas, Charlton are the team in Red. That team you have been drooling over all afternoon are Palace"
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,187
    The Prince-e-Paul said:
    Gallen: We had three decent spells of possession in the second half.

    Sandgaard: Yes, Steve, that was Pillips picking up the ball in the back of his net. 


    Sandgaard: How much would it cost for me to compile a squad capable of beating Millwall?

    Gallen: Hmmmm. Have you thought of taking up fisting?

  • Briston_Addick
    Briston_Addick Posts: 11,742
    Sandgaard: "And the club left The Valley to doss here for a few years?! No wonder you're all so bloody angry and militant!"
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited August 2020
    SG: Don’t look now Thomas, but the person you will be reporting to is sitting 3 rows in front. If you talk to her you will have to address her as VP.

    TS: Vice President?

    SG: no, Vol-au-vent Parkes. 
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,130
    SG: Look what you can pick up for a pound
    TS: The players or the club?

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  • AndyG
    AndyG Posts: 5,919
    TS; so Steve when do I get my CAFC badge ? You know the one that says " I support CAFC I'm a certified deranged mental fruit loop "
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,887
    TS: Would you like me to have a word with Simonsen, Rommedahl and Jensen to see if they fancy coming out of retirement Steve?
    SG: Patience boss, Rome wasn't built in a day.............Oh hang on a minute, I can do this.
  • Athletico Charlton
    Athletico Charlton Posts: 14,289
    edited August 2020
    Gallen: "Why Charlton, Thomas?"

    TS: "Because I like a challenge and they have the potential to be the best team in England".

    Gallen: "ok".

  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    SG - "Do you know where The Valley is?"

    TS - "You hum it and I'll play along"
  • StreekDerek
    StreekDerek Posts: 353
    TS - Steve there’s a great goalkeeper you should have a look at ....Yohann Thuram-Ulien


  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    TS: Steve, Whats Berne Ecclestone doing here?
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    SG - I’ll take this defeat on the chin.
    TS - which one Steve? 
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,819
    TS: This is not impressive football Steve, how much do you need?

    SG: Try injecting capital into CAFC Ltd to buy the Valley and Sparrows Lane off duchatelet for £50m and then buying it off CAFC Ltd for £250m boss. We need a Massive injection of funds. 
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,371
    TS "So the Premiership side has to play in pyjamas?"
    SG "Yes"

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  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,832
    edited August 2020
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  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,812
    edited August 2020
    TS: (in an excited Scandinavian accent) Hey Steve, I’ve got a great song for the fans to sing...
    SG: Maybe later guv, I want to watch the game
    TS: No, it’s good...We all came down to Selhurst on the Thornton Heath shoreline...
    SG: ...Please boss I need to assess the players..
    TS: ....To play football on a budget, we didn’t have much time..
    SG: (looking bored)...yeah, very good but...
    TS: ....some stupid with a sponge foot shot the ball in the ground...
    SG: ....please, I’m begging you....
    TS:(to a crescendo)...Bowyer in the dug out, Gallen in the Stands...
    SG:...just shut the fuck up will you!!!
  • paulie8290
    paulie8290 Posts: 23,345
    SG-What's the odds that some idiot turns this into a caption competition on CharltonLife

    TS-What's CharltonLife

    SG-Only the best and number 1 Charlton forum

    TS-I thought that was into the valley

    SG-F*** Off back home, we dont want you here

    LM and OG in earshot of this cheer
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,389
    edited August 2020
    Sandgaard: Who do you think we should keep?

    Gallen: Lee Bowyer.

    Sandgaard: I mean from the players.

    Gallen: ... Lee Bowyer.

  • valleynick66
    valleynick66 Posts: 4,898
    TS: yes, you heard me correctly. I said money. I will let you buy someone with real money. 

    Now close your mouth, stop looking surprised and find me a team. 
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,636
    TS: how do you know that Palace fan other there then ?
    SG: I don’t 
    TS: so how did you know his name is Nigel ?
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,429

    SG: Going Go-Karting at the weekend with the lads. 

    TS: Oh yeah, what down Super Karts? 

    SG: Mhm 

    TS: You any good? 

    SG: Came first, last time I went. Eight minutes fifty one, got a certificate. 

    TS: Yeah well i went down the first day it opened right? I did a couple of laps, I pulled over. The bloke that runs the thing came over and said ‘Oi no professionals’. I took my helmet off and said ‘I’m not a professional’. He said ‘You’re not a professional?’ I said ‘No’ he said ‘Well you should be, if i was you i’d take up formula one and if you drive like that you’ll be the best in the country’. I said i'm not interested, i'm making shit loads out of medical devices. 

    SG: Have you ever had a go at speedway? 

    TS: Have you? 

    SG: Yep. 

    TS: Alright, well i was doing it once and um. I was bombing it round and some idiot and left a ramp thing out. I could see the people going ‘Oh my god, if that guy hits that ramp going at that speed he is definitely dead’ I hit the ramp, i took off in the air. I turned over in the air and they were going ‘well he is definitely dead now.’ I landed on my wheels, pulled over and said ‘What were you worried about?’ 


  • No.1 in South London
    No.1 in South London Posts: 3,964
    TS: This stadium is from outer space
    SG: Yep, no farking atmosphere 
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,658
    How many signings!
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,389
    Sandgaard: Chris Parkes told me I have big shoes to fill.

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