Caption competition

carly burn

ForeverAddickted

More than one Donkey in this picture 

MrWalker

You are a feckin greedy ass. 
Now give me more of that cash from your bag. 

killerandflash

"With all the money I got from Charlton, I can afford to sit on my ass"

NorthheathAddick

Gee...£1 for a person,I could buy a whole football club for that...

EricBanterna

Don't be so greedy and bite the hand that feeds you. 

Hal1x

What do you mean you want me to leave, I've paid my one pound I own your ass!

1StevieG

From driving a white Range Rover to riding a white donkey. 

ricky_otto

“No Matt these ain’t carrots , £uck off you Lying ***t”

Redrobo

Those lips remind me...

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Bet if you saw my car you'd turn and lift your tail

Dazzler21

Matt Southall meets Supa Dupa signing Matt Smith.

Stig

He's not the front end of a donkey. He's not the back end of a donkey. So in other words, he's no end of an ass.

jonseventyfive

Me ass, you ass hole.

Bedsaddick

£1 per person?  - That Sign should say £1 per football club 

soapy_jones

Right you little cnut, I bought you for a quid...  where's the fucking goodies

Cafc43v3r

Won't be the last time he sees a horses head 🤣🤣🤣

kigelia

liar feeds animal

MrLargo

"Here you go little pony, you just get stuck in to this lovely food.

All finished? Ah, there's a good boy. You now owe me £15,000 in consultancy fees."

thai malaysia addick

This man may be wearing a jacket with no sleeves but he’s not ‘armless.

letthegoodtimesroll

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Macronate

“Oh Mr Donkey, how ironic is this. It’s usually me accepting things out of brown paper bags”.

guinnessaddick

Why the long face?
You can shut it, mouthall.

Addickted

Trying to work out where I've seen that profile before

StreekDerek

‘What an ass’ said the donkey.