I have never...(lockdown special)

AFKABartram

So what, three weeks into lockdown now and it will be interesting to see if there are any things you have not done yet during lockdown that you think a fair amount of other people would have done.

I'll start...

- Watched a film

- Read anything offline (no book, mag, newspaper)

blackpool72

Microwaved a pot noodle 

Lincsaddick

stood on my head

iainment

Had a takeaway meal or any groceries delivered.

ForeverAddickted

Havent been for a run

AFKABartram

iainment said:

Had a takeaway meal or any groceries delivered.

Snap

MrWalker

Snitched on my neighbours. 

cafcdave123

stabbed, or been stabbed by, the mrs

MrWalker

Made my own bread. 

Lincsaddick

cafcdave123 said:

stabbed, or been stabbed by, the mrs

YET lol 

DaveMehmet

Haven’t had an argument with my wife.

Chizz

DaveMehmet said:

Haven’t had an argument with my wife.

Are you suggesting that a fair amount of other people have had an argument with your wife? 

MrWalker

Attended the lock in I suspect my local is running. 
#lockdownfeverbeerparanoia

i_b_b_o_r_g

Left the house. Been out once since the 14th of March.

ElfsborgAddick

 Not gone the whole day without speaking to my wife.

Brendan_O_Connell

rubbed one out, can't get any f***ing privacy! 

Its_Hamer_Time

Brendan_O_Connell said:

rubbed one out, can't get any f***ing privacy! 

Have a danger wank, it's more exciting!

Its_Hamer_Time

Done any form of exercise

carly burn

Ask @jimmymelrose for a video tutorial on how to cut hair.

Eynsfordaddick

Been to the supermarket

ricky_otto

I have not gone a day without drinking alcohol.
Had any form of food delivered.

@DaveMehmet ’s wife - although this is the longest we have not seen each other for 10 years. 

Wilma

Have not had a single day when I haven't got up and got dressed

killerandflash

iainment said:

Had a takeaway meal or any groceries delivered.

Ditto

Danepak

Worn a watch for the past two weeks 

LenGlover

killerandflash said:

iainment said:

Had a takeaway meal or any groceries delivered.

Ditto

And another.

thai malaysia addick

Got as bored as I thought I would 

MrOneLung

I have never missed going to the office so much

charltonJ

Still not cut the grass 

ShootersHillGuru

Abused a jogger or cyclist

seth plum

Been as interested and nosey (and shamefully judgemental) about other people's rooms and decor as now, when we see loads of people reporting from home.

ShootersHillGuru

seth plum said:

Been as interested and nosey (and shamefully judgemental) about other people's rooms and decor as now, when we see loads of people reporting from home.

What’s your style seth ?