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Slartibartfast said: Mrs PeacockIn the loungeWith the spanner.
Fanny Fanackapan said: FannyIn the broom cupboardWith Lyle Taylor
carly burn said: *BREAKING NEWS*
eaststandmike said: carly burn said: *BREAKING NEWS* Told you he was skint, see, he is jet washing his own car.
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In the penalty area
With a stray goal kick?
In Southall (by means of a Range Rover)
With a bag of scotch bonnet chillis
In the penalty box.
With a double barrel shotgun.
In Gillingham
With a bucket of disinfectant.
in 9 seconds
with his right foot.
In a lawyer's office in Brussels
With a fundamental disregard for the importance of due diligence
In the box
And he's poked it in!
On the edge of the area
And he's put the cross in
In the lounge
With the spanner.
in the boardroom
with Southall 🤔
In the Feyernord penalty area
With his head
In the Toolbox, twice.
Who cares what he did it with?
In the broom cupboard
With Lyle Taylor
In the study
Doing a survey
In Sugar Quay
With the Super Duper phone
in the Penalty Box
and the rest is still a mystery,as his weapon of choice has still not been recovered...
In the tunnel
With a mascot head
In the museum
With a cardigan
In front of the palace
With his head
in the last minute
with his right foot.
At the Valley.
"Misplaced Penalty"
In the boardroom
With a cheque book.
in the car park
with a flame thrower as Southall tries to head off in his Range Rover
With his left foot.
At Wembley.
(But we've forgiven him).