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Football Clubs and fitting medical condition to describe them.

So... we are all medical experts with plenty of time on our one free hand.

Let me kick off with our own, I reckon Irritable bowel syndrome may come close...


Other clubs..???


  • Crystal Palace - Delayed Puberty
    Millwall - tourettes, schizophrenia, various disorders connected with having a low IQ and poor personal hygiene
    Liverpool - kleptomania
  • Nausea and vomiting ... Palaaarse
  • Seem to have sorted it this season although it looked like they were going to suffer again, but for the last few years:

    Leeds- Premature Ejaculation
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Roland Out!