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Song for Saturday


To the tune of Dubliner's Wild Rover

You've driven range rovers for most of the year
And spent all our money on bitches and beer
But you'll soon be returning the keys to the door
And you never will drive a range rover no more

And it's no nay never
No nay never no more
Will you drive range rovers
No never no more

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  • We want Roland back.
  • What the fu.. is going on 

  • To the tune of We’re feckin’ rich

    We’re feckin’ skint.
    We’re feckin’ skint. 
    We’re feckin’ skint, we’re feckin’ skint. 
    We’re feckin’ skint. 
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  • You snake, you're bent
    You're fleecing us for rent
    Southall, southall
  • Return the Range Rover and **** off home. Return the Range Rover and **** off home.

    Most will probably settle for Southall your a (insert word) on repeat. 
  • Southall, you greedy c***, Southall, you greedy c*** (repeat ad infinitum)
  • "Southall you're a cu$t!"

    Still working on the tune.........
  • People said we couldn't play
    They called us foul-mothed yobs
    But the only notes that really count
    Are the ones that come in wads

    They all drowned when the air turned blue
    'cause we didn't give a toss
    Filthy bitches, ain't nothing new
    But we all get cash from the chaos

    The time is right to do it now
    The greatest footballing swindle
    The time is right to do it now

    E.S.I said you're out of hand
    And tried to give me the boot
    But they couldn't sack me, just like that
    Because I'd embezzled all the loot

    Thank you kindly EFL
    They said I was out of bounds
    But that ain't bad for two months work
    And 275,000 pounds

    The time is right to do it now
    The greatest footballing swindle
    The time is right to do it now
    The time is right to do it now
    The greatest soccer swindle
    The time is…
    The time is right to do it now
    The greatest footballing swindle
    The time is right to do it now

    I just want to play with my Rangey
    Are you good enough for me
    Hiya boys I'm the chosen one
    Can't you fucking see

    I'm a jealous god and I want everything
    And I love you with a knife
    I'll take you, if you're ready for me
    And I'll give you my life

    The time is right to do it now
    The greatest footballing swindle
    The time is right to do it now
    The time is right for Timer's Special
    The greatest rock'n'roll star
    The time is right for me, now!

  • There’s only one greedy bastard, one greedy bastard...
  • Looking back on when we first met
    You stole Nimer's money and it paid for your rent
    Southall you're the one, all just one big con
    You’re going on the dole again
    That is gold! Got to be sung
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  • Southalls a thief, southalls a thief
    Southalls a thief, southalls a thief
    Southalls a thief...

    To the tune of we're fucking rich 
  • You lie, you're bent
    You're fleecing us for rent
    Southall, southall

    Get out of our club
    get out of our clu-ub
    You cheap lying arsehole
    get our of our club

    Charlton wear red
    The air's turning blue
    The serious fraud squad
    Is gonna get you


    There was a young agent called Mat
    Who conned himself a nice flat
    Flash cars on expenses
    Taking leave of his senses
    Then he got found out and is gonna have to fuck off back to Manchester quicksmart cos the gig's up and he's about as welcome around here as Gary Glitter in a playground, leave all the keys on your desk you worthless shyster.

    That one doesn't really scan very well but brings a certain visceral authenticity...


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  • Southall Southall give us a wave, alternatively your p45
  • Only one song im singing Saturday.
    Southall southall your a [email protected]
  • edited March 13
    To the tune of Yellow Submarine

    Matt Southall you're a cheating barstard. A cheating barstard.

    Repeat ad infinitum.

    Fuck off out of our club.
  • clb74 said:
    Only one song im singing Saturday.
    Southall southall your a [email protected]
    Im changing mine 
    Its now Boris Boris your a [email protected]
  • Looking increasingly like the only singing will be in the comfort of your own living rooms. I can’t see the authorities allowing Saturday’s games to go ahead with any crowds in attendance
  • meldrew66 said:
    Looking increasingly like the only singing will be in the comfort of your own living rooms. I can’t see the authorities allowing Saturday’s games to go ahead with any crowds in attendance
    Boris said at 6pm last night im ok to go to hull
  • Is that all you take away
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Roland Out!