Caption Competition

paulie8290 · March 2020

guinnessaddick · March 2020

Don't look at her tits.

EricBanterna · March 2020

They say my head is massive, but those are something else

DaveMehmet · March 2020

Soapy tit wank.... Sorry, did I just say that out loud?

Lincsaddick · March 2020

never mind the result .. get them beauties out for me

DaveMehmet · March 2020

Man Utd have had their knockers this season but they’re taking the piss

ForeverAddickted · March 2020

Dont get an erection, dont get an erection

Ahhh shit!!

JoshAddick · March 2020

“It’s the closest I’ll get to 2 cups this season”

ForeverAddickted · March 2020

Dont look at her tits they said

Keeping Norwich up would be less of a challenge!!

North Lower Neil · March 2020

"Calm yourself down, just picture Phil Jones... Phil Jones... Phil Jones...."

North Lower Neil · March 2020

"Do you remember when this lot had Carsley and Gravesen in midfield? My mind just jumped to it for some reason."

Greenie · March 2020

Chev the newest member of Charlton Life is interviewed by....... Christ.....look at the size....kin ell.

oohaahmortimer · March 2020

Proper test of self control , look at the poor fella , can't even look her in the eye and hes tied his hands behind his back , he'll go home and still get shit from the mrs for being near that sort

i_b_b_o_r_g · March 2020

"I don't know why, but I fancy a pint of milk"

MrOneLung · March 2020

Oh my god, I must not get aroused,I must not get aroused, after all, he is a married man.

Stig · March 2020

Dead heat in a Zeppelin race.

AddicksAddict · March 2020

If I look her in the eyes, she'll know I'm only doing it on purpose so as not to objectify her, so by looking at her Bristols I'm actually treating her like a person, not just a sex object.