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You know Charlton Life is taking over your life when...

I was walking past the Lowry hotel in Manchester and my first thought was, wow I never knew Lolwray had his own hotel.
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  • ...half the photos in your phone are screenshots from the Twitter thread. 
  • when there's a transfer window open or a takeover 'imminent' - be interesting to see the figures in and out of transfer windows and i'd guess some of the takeover crunch points must have pulled in some record figures - CL's equivalent to who shot JR??   
  • You are on long car journey and all the topics you start to discuss with your wife are based on CL posts.
    This ... and Joe Rogan podcasts 
  • HexHex
    edited February 14
    You read threads like this one.

    ..... and post !
  • just this morning I was discussing binge watching box sets and how I don’t read anymore except crap on Charlton Life , which in itself stops me reading .
    then I was asked could I stop going on CL , no way Jose 
  • you check in at the Priory to get clean .. f*** the expense
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  • when productivity and subsequent career progression is impacted because of time rating plates
    You need to change your username to SporadicLifer.

    See if that helps?  :wink:


  • Stig said:
    I was walking past the Lowry hotel in Manchester and my first thought was, wow I never knew Lolwray had his own hotel.
    There's nothing matchstick about me I'll have you know 
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  • You click on "House of Commoners"
  • _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    Hmmm. 

    Wonder why you didn't mention yours truly.....
    Don't mention your tingle, Fanny.



  • When you go to bed for an early night at 10pm and at 12.45am you're still reading about posters' favourite cheeses.
    100% this
  • At 5.30 on a Saturday morning you open the beat the bookie thread to update knowing full well that Somervilleaddict would’ve posted their bet in the early hours.
  • edited February 15
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    Just shown this to Mr W who confesses to being just as paranoid as MsDick. Shhhhh....
  • Oggy Red said:
    _MrDick said:
    ... You get accused of having an affair 

    OH: You’re never off that phone - who are you talking to
    ME: No one ... it’s Charlton Life
    OH : I don’t believe you. My ex husband was on his phone all the time and he was having an affair
    ME : I’m only looking at Charlton Life  
    OH : Are there woman on Charlton Life
    ME : Yes
    OH : What are their names
    ME : Weegie, Arsentatters Curb It
    OH: Are they single? I reckon you’re speaking to someone
    ME : WTF .... Ok I’ll put the phone down
    ME : Picks up iPad ...  
    Hmmm. 

    Wonder why you didn't mention yours truly.....
    Don't mention your tingle, Fanny.



    Or your love of Mr Dick
  • All your jokes come from the CL jokes thread
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