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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit J - Maisie Hill

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Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit J - Maisie Hill 111 votes

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Comments

  • 3/10.

    Jeez.....  looked like someone has just regurgitated it. 
  • Horrific presentation. This one needs an 18 restriction on it.
    I'm sure it tasted great, but it looks as if the the foods been tipped onto the plate from three feet up
  • If food could catch venereal disease, this plate has a lot of them
  • I'm giving this a high score based solely on my love of cauliflower cheese, and the chef has been more than generous with that on this plate. I fear for what the black tarry substance is on the left but this is the closest I've come to wanting to eat one of these barbaric plates 


  • This isn't any Christmas dinner, this is a Jackson-Pollock Christmas dinner.
  • If that turned up on my plate I’d send it back. 
  • Worst I’ve seen ... total yuck 
  • Think it's been let down by the close-up snap. 
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  • Jesus that looks rank 
  • Is that branston on the side?  My dog would gladly go back to its bowl. 
  • Is this Tracey Emin's plate ?

    "this piece has the hate filled burnt penises of boyfriends past, with the vomit of disrespect I feel for society"
  • Fecking hell. A generous 1.
  • Leaks on a Christmas dinner are as needed as a millwall fan on mastermind 
  • Can only think the consumer still feels like they've got a lump of concrete in their belly
  • Looks like it was served up by a JCB.
  • MY EYES MY EYES
  • Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked and in his moment of madness poured the saucepan of sauce onto the plate. 
  • Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked.....
    .... shit himself, and served 4 of the turd nuggets on the plate (right)
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  • This looks like the contents of my toilet bowl on boxing day.

    3/10, not the worst though. 
  • Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
  • Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
    Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 
  • edited December 2019
    Positives
    Decent crispness on the spuds
    Leeks are an excellent addition to peas
    I quite like my sausages reasonably well done
    Turkey appears to be well cooked, no hint of rawness, not too dry either

    Negatives
    The top right corner
    Too much liquid
    The pigs have been cruelly robbed of their blankets. Pigs in blankets are a Christmas tradition, but cocktail sausages on their own are traditional fare at an 8 year old's birthday party
    How has the turkey been carved?! It looks like it's been ripped from the carcass by hand! 

    Edit: where's the carrots!
  • 3/10 for the spuds.
  • edited December 2019
    Roast potatoes look OK. 

    That's as nice as I can be. 
    Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 
    After all the ones that looked barely cooked I'm just enjoying that they're crispy on the outside. 
  • Fecking dreadful this one .
  • What the fuck 

    I hope you complained long and hard and send texts every week reminding the person that done this to sort out the effort and up your game 
  • oh my. there are no words
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