Rate My Plate 2019 - Exhibit J - Maisie Hill

AFKABartram

Marks Out of 10 and any comment you feel necessary!

ValleyGary

Looks like someone with bronchitis spewed on their dinner. Shocking presentation and no idea what the black things are in the bottom right but whatever they are they’ve been in a house fire.

Stu_of_Kunming

This is why you don't let toddlers cook.

golfaddick

3/10.

Jeez.....  looked like someone has just regurgitated it. 

IdleHans

Horrific presentation. This one needs an 18 restriction on it.
I'm sure it tasted great, but it looks as if the the foods been tipped onto the plate from three feet up

sam3110

If food could catch venereal disease, this plate has a lot of them

Carter

I'm giving this a high score based solely on my love of cauliflower cheese, and the chef has been more than generous with that on this plate. I fear for what the black tarry substance is on the left but this is the closest I've come to wanting to eat one of these barbaric plates 

Stig

This isn't any Christmas dinner, this is a Jackson-Pollock Christmas dinner.

ricky_otto

If that turned up on my plate I’d send it back. 

stonemuse

Worst I’ve seen ... total yuck 

Cardinal Sin

Think it's been let down by the close-up snap. 

Bedsaddick

Jesus that looks rank 

1905

Is that branston on the side?  My dog would gladly go back to its bowl. 

MrOneLung

Is this Tracey Emin's plate ?

"this piece has the hate filled burnt penises of boyfriends past, with the vomit of disrespect I feel for society"

O-Randy-Hunt

Fecking hell. A generous 1.

roseandcrown

Leaks on a Christmas dinner are as needed as a millwall fan on mastermind 

i_b_b_o_r_g

Can only think the consumer still feels like they've got a lump of concrete in their belly

carly burn

Looks like it was served up by a JCB.

JiMMy 85

MY EYES MY EYES

AFKABartram

Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked and in his moment of madness poured the saucepan of sauce onto the plate. 

i_b_b_o_r_g

AFKABartram said:

Looks like it was going well till Greg Wallace said “you’ve got 20 seconds left”,the chef panicked.....

.... shit himself, and served 4 of the turd nuggets on the plate (right)

Huskaris

This looks like the contents of my toilet bowl on boxing day.

3/10, not the worst though. 

North Lower Neil

Roast potatoes look OK. 

That's as nice as I can be. 

Bedsaddick

North Lower Neil said:

Roast potatoes look OK. 

That's as nice as I can be. 

Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 

MrLargo

Positives
Decent crispness on the spuds
Leeks are an excellent addition to peas
I quite like my sausages reasonably well done
Turkey appears to be well cooked, no hint of rawness, not too dry either

Negatives
The top right corner
Too much liquid
The pigs have been cruelly robbed of their blankets. Pigs in blankets are a Christmas tradition, but cocktail sausages on their own are traditional fare at an 8 year old's birthday party
How has the turkey been carved?! It looks like it's been ripped from the carcass by hand! 

Edit: where's the carrots!

Callumcafc

3/10 for the spuds.

North Lower Neil

Bedsaddick said:

North Lower Neil said:

Roast potatoes look OK. 

That's as nice as I can be. 

Nice ? They look like they’ve been sat out in the open for two weeks ! 

After all the ones that looked barely cooked I'm just enjoying that they're crispy on the outside. 

Horsfield9

Fecking dreadful this one .

nth_london_addick

What the fuck 

I hope you complained long and hard and send texts every week reminding the person that done this to sort out the effort and up your game 

rina

oh my. there are no words

Wheresmeticket

Puke